Head (where "I" am): i5-3520M, integrated graphics, 8GB of DDR3L, 480GB SATA SSD, WiFi b/g/n
It runs Windows 11 Home, send help
Body (the part that actually processes sensory input and coordinates movement): Ryzen 7 4800H, RX 5600M, 32GB DDR4, 4 2TB NVMe SSDs, its own WiFi connection (802.11ac), some sort of Linux