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akia · 3mo

what kind of pickup lines do you think polyneed would use towards each other? and how would they react?? - 🎨

ichika alternates between saying the cringiest awful pun ever that has everyone groaning or throwing pure poetic pickup lines at her girlfriends that fluster them so bad they need a minute to process what she just said. the most beautifully gay thing you can ever imagine. it sounds like she pulled something straight from a song. the only problem is literally nothing that she says is intentional she’s hardly trying to use a pickup line she just says the first thing that comes to her head. she wins no matter what though bc if it’s good then she flusters them real bad and if it’s bad then they’ll groan at her and laugh and then give her stupid dumb face a kiss which is all she really wanted in the first place

saki’s pickup lines are solely about how cute her girlfriends are. she just likes having an excuse to call them cute and lean on them and grin and wink and it definitely works cause it makes the others sooo flustered. Also saki would be the type of person to say “hey beautiful. come here often?” every time she sees one of them in the most Normal place. she’ll be hanging out at ichika’s house and ichika will leave her room for a sec and then come back and saki will say that. she says it to honami whenever honami enters sekai. it’s become her morning greeting to shiho in class and it makes them want to kill her

honami’s the smoothest with pickup lines somehow cause she’ll say something and throw in a darling or dear and the others are like fuck im gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. however she doesn’t use them that much. honestly they’re mostly reserved for shiho just because they get shiho the worst no matter how much they deny it and honami thinks their reactions are cute and funny

shiho does not use pickup lines they flirt in other ways. they also just flirt the least. it’s mostly teasing flirting and then pet names. shiho chan who hardly ever does pda’s and mostly just spends all their time thinking about how pretty the others are

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