Okay, I guess I'm here now uh. Feel free to ask an assassin- (can be almost anything)

Penn

RealPennHours

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Lower ranking assassin · 4mo

Who do you think has the best booty in video games, anime, etc?

The best ass in media huh? ...Me.

SIKE-! I got a decent ass, but I wish. Horror game monsters always get hella cake tho, it's crazy.

Penn · 4mo

Lower ranking assassin · 4mo

black scottish cyclops VS white trash cyclops
who wins?

...that's my first time being called white trash, but uh...either way I think Demoman would win entirely out of respect.

Penn · 4mo

Ashley Asen · 5mo

Tits, ass, or Red's belly

All 3 are good, but if I have to choose one in specific, a certain mando can crush me any day~

Penn · 5mo

Lower ranking assassin · 5mo

How many pickles can you fit up your ass?
-Gwyn

...none. and I don't plan in finding out if any.

Penn · 5mo

Lower ranking assassin · 5mo

How many boxes of chocolate does your ass get for Valentine’s Day

I don't. However I get a metric fucking TON for my wives

Penn · 5mo

Lower ranking assassin · 5mo

3 days, 5 pm, sound good~?

-Cass

Deal.

Penn · 5mo

Lower ranking assassin · 5mo

What is your opinion of the Asen family

Uhhhh...I mean y'all are chill, I have no ill will towards you. We chillin'.

Penn · 5mo

Lower ranking assassin · 5mo

So~ When's our next date handsome. I can't wait to see what's in store heheh~!

-Cassidy Lockheart

Give me. A date. And time.

Penn · 5mo

Momo Seiver (& Friends!) · 10mo

💚: "Penn....someone drank all of your whisky supply-"

MOTHER

F U C K E R

Penn · 10mo

Eccentric_Entity · 11mo

Alright, thanks for the info. I'm off to kill off more Ass(assin)s. See ya!

Alrighty, good luck-

Penn · 10mo

Eccentric_Entity · 11mo

(My previous question didn't go through for some reason.)

Hello there, Ass(assin) man. Quick question: what organization are you a part of? Cause since our last meeting, I've noticed a stark increase in assassins sent my way.

Err...the United Assassins Association. That said in the UAA we only fight eachother so I think you just pissed off someone else-

Penn · 11mo

Eccentric_Entity · 11mo

Did my previous question go through? I can't tell.

Err...doesn't seem like it, sorry

Penn · 11mo

Lower ranking assassin · 11mo

You now can double jump and have received upgrades to your legs, motherfucker

Oh. Cool-?

Penn · 11mo

Lower ranking assassin · 11mo

hey hey heeeeeeyyyyyyy Pennzy-boy! how's that parasite of yours? it still rattling around in that body of yours? can I eat it?

-Chaos!

What the actual fuck are you rambling about, Chaos-?

Penn · 11mo

Lower ranking assassin · 11mo

Is Star a bean? Or is Cass a bean?

Neither are wholesome enough for bean status, both are hotter than hell itself though!