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Character Used
💚 - Momo Seiver
🕷/💜 - Araños and Shamura
🪖 - Tankman
⏱️ - Krono
🎵 - Remix
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Heya! Sammy here! So...been a while ya know...but I wanna know how has everyone been? ^w^
🪖: "Things have been going okay, minus the fact that WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET TWO NEW MEMBERS FOR OUR GROUP!"
💚: "Hey! Ves has busier things to do! Don't think that he's forgotten about doing that!"
What is your favourite video game?
🕷: "MEGAMAN LEGACY COLLECTION!"
⏱️: "Cuphead."
💚: "Well I for one have always favored the Mario Kart series!"
🪖: "Uhhh...hmmm...tough question. I don't really...play as much video games as I used to. I guess the Super Mario Bros. series is nice....I guess...?"
Kill
💚: pulls out a knife "Yes."
all our food keeps BLOWING U-
💚: "That's on me! I injected the food full of nitroglycerin as an experiment."
WHATEVER YOU DO, DONT PRESS THE BUTTON THAT MAKES FOOD EXPLODE, ITS HAPPENED TOO MANY TIMES
⏱️: "Momo. For the love of everything good an' holy...DO NOT. DO. THE THING."
💚: "I'M GONNA DO THE THIIIIIIIIING!"
Momo pushes the button anyway, and as such...
BOOM!
There goes the fridge.
rinsing machine or filling machine
💚: "Sir, I think the correct term you're looking for is WASHING machine."
Ok so this here's not some regular good shit. This is the alien queen of good shits that would make every other shit in the world commit credit card fraud. Are you ready to have your mind blown to pieces? Okay. So hear me out. Pisssssssssssssssssss. Add a little sugar. Pure ethanol. Shake it up so that the sugar properly dissolves. And unlike fruit based liquors, you dont have to wait several months for the sugar to dissolve in their juice. Especially if the piss is fresh enough thanks to your body heat. And thats how you make some:
BUSHSHINE
⏱️: "Okay but like...who the fuck even makes booze...WITH THEIR OWN PISS!? Like, what the fuck?"
Woe, pipe bomb be upon ye
🪖: "Oh hey, a free pipe bomb!"
💚, 🕷, ⏱️, 🎵: "TANKMAN NO!"
I should kill myself
🎵: "No! Of course not! All life is precious and yours is no exception. It may be hard now, but I'm certain that things will get better for you, human. Just hang in there and life will get better for you eventually. I promise!"
Have you ever listened to hardstyle?
🪖 - "What is hardstyle?"
🎵 - "Hardstyle is an electronic dance genre that emerged in the late 1990s, with origins in the Netherlands, Belgium and Italy. Hardstyle mixes influences from techno, new beat and hardcore."
🪖 - "So...kinda like M.I.L.F from Friday Ni-"
🎵 - "YES, THAT'S WHAT M.I.L.F IS."
🪖 - "Ohhhhhh."
Do you like to sing out loud when no one else is around?
🎵 - "Yes I do, but especially around others. I don't care what song it is, as long as it's a banger; hell, I'll sing it."
🪖 - "Even this?"
The monochrome soldier says holding up a CD that had DAGames' "Brother In Arms" on it.
🎵 - "Yes, John. Even that!"
🪖 - "....Wanna bet?"
Momo, you’re really cute~
R💚 - "Awww! Thank you so much, R!"
To everyone! Hello I'm Samantha and tell me one fun fact about yourselves!
💚 - "Uhhh....I like the color green a little too much..."
🕷 - "I'm very good at riddles!"
💜 - "The spider speaks the truth. As for me, I am still on the look put for my fellow sibling Bishops."
🪖 - "My personal favorite pastime is watching the clouds roll through my realm's orange skies."
⏱️ - "I used to be great with pistols, but I grew to just use my PSI instead."
🎵 - "Whenever I have artist block, I like to get off of my turntables and go wander about the city for any possible ideas for new beats."
Your favorite Utonium-Jojo?
💚 - "Hmmm...Buck is pretty neat, Bree is nice too, and so is Barney because we got good hands for machinery. But I've seemed to favor Beta more than any of 'em."
⏱️ - "You already know I've gotta go with Barney. He is my student after all...."
🕷, 🪖, 🎵 (has never meet the Utonium-Jojos once): ".....Eh?"
Who would y'all say is the best assassin in the UAA?
💚 - "Gonna sound kinda bias here, but I think my brother is obviously the best assassin in the biz!"
🪖 - "Eh...I always thought that Holly Summers lady was pretty neat."
⏱️ - "Travis Touchdown. No offense, Penn."
🕷: "I....genuinely have no idea what a UAA is."
⏱️ - "Shinobu! No cap."
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