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get that G A Y · 3h
If Lucas is a bitch, does that mean he's with other guys or just Ness?
The other guys in question are just his alt skins
get that G A Y · 16h
Now that I think about it, if Lucas grew up in an environment where I doubt he received any sex education, how the hell does he know how to do so many poses? Ness must have lent him a book or...
Ness shows Lucas many 90's gay porn on his vhs where he'll observes how a bottom behave :)
get that G A Y · 1d
The link says “send you death threats”… lol
Bro show me who sends you that. I’ll punch them hard and crack their nuts.
I believe in you to protect my life to the fullest anon
get that G A Y · 1d
Do you think Lucas will be bald like his father Flint in the future?
No because Lucas has the forever twink gene that is incapable of losing that perfect blonde quiff (and also incapable of growing body hair)
get that G A Y · 2d
How do you think Lucas and Ness's first kiss went? Did Ness put his hands on Lucas's... waist, neck, or butt?
Do you think Ness was nervous? :3
He puts his hands gently around his face cheeks and pulls him in for a kiss xd
Was Ness nervous? probably, especially when kissing another boy >w<
get that G A Y · 3d
I'm not asking for much, Ness giving Lucas a blowjob 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
yeeeess suck off that smol penis
get that G A Y · 3d
Do you think Lucas makes funny faces when he cums?
He trying his best to pull off a ahegao
get that G A Y · 3d
Favorite Earthbound moment?
The part near end of the game where he finally returns home after escorting Paula and then he finds Lucas in his bed and they fuck crazy
get that G A Y · 4d
What is your opinion on the 2004 Dodge Stratus?
I'm more of a motorbike person irl
get that G A Y · 4d
Dr. Andonuts: I'm going to have Ness meet an amazing guy from the future named Lucas. He's also psychic. What could possibly go wrong?
Ness and Lucas are like rabbits and have lots of babies
Dr. Andonuts: ... Well, at least the future is protected...
They protected and repopulate the entire world!?! God bless you Ness and Lucas for your heroic efforts o7
get that G A Y · 4d
Lucas Playboy and Ness wasting every damn dollar
This is why his Dad gives him a ton of money for a reason 😎
get that G A Y · 5d
Ness and Lucas fuck because it's their love language and because it makes them feel connected and incredibly good
This is what Porky was trying to take away >:( true love!
get that G A Y · 5d
Of all the games in the MOTHER series, which one is your favorite? Which one did you play first? And... Favorite song?
it goes Earthbound > Mother 3 > Mother 1 with Earthbound being my favorite,
and my favorite song is Billy Idol- Eyes without a face
get that G A Y · 6d
Merry Chrysler
:)
get that G A Y · 6d
When Ness and Lucas have sex, is it more of a "plap plap plap" sound or more of a "schlap schalp schalp" sound?
I like to think it's plap but Lucas big round butt overrides it, so it's more of a schlapping noise to me