Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 3y

Do you own a dog? Does it sleep with you in your bed? Why?

I do not, but the last girlfriend I had did, a 50 - pound golden retriever who slept in the bed with her, which I'm very much against - one of the first nights we slept together I instinctively closed the bedroom door and he sat at the door started whining and my girl started yelling at me to open it and there we were having a threesome with the dog I guess, ugh ...anyway the point here is that I'm sure if she could have only saved one of us in a fire, I'd be the one left to burn 🙁

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