@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 11 answers · 3y

Our accountant admitted she's buying the idea COVID vaccine is going to purposefully make everybody unable to get kids. No reasoning given. Should I 1. Slap her face? 2. Slap her face twice? 3. Push her out of the window? 4. Twice?

Because I am the worst, I would totally fuck with people like this - like leave fake memos and emails around like "we are ready to proceed with Phase 2 in March, the replacement embryos are standing by for mass deployment" that kind of thing

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 3y

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