oh hey I have another story from earlier this week - I was out having lunch with a friend and there were six women from Africa speaking Swahili at the table next to us, laughing and having a good time and they would look over and smile occasionally and I'd smile back and all, so they get up and leave and after they were gone a couple of minutes another lady comes up to me and told me those women were laughing about marrying me and getting money and then me dying (sad trombone)