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RiversCuomo

 𝖱𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗌 𝖢𝗎𝗈𝗆𝗈’𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿𝗂𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽.

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𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

u have so much good qualities I think and you are quite handsome,,and also the way you word things makes me happy :D

I'm delighted that my virtual persona is enjoyable ; This was the exact aim in designing & shaping it.
I am grateful for your consideration. 🩵

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

I love you graham /p I think your so cool,,.,,like rlly rlly cool,...I think and ur kinda what I aspire to be when I grow up....! sorry if this is weird I just think ur very cool

It's a mystery to me what qualities of mine you young people find worthy of imitation. Is it my magnectic looks, my extensive knowledge, or perhaps my unassuming disposition as a nerd? The answer eludes me.

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

why am i so glad?

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

rivers すごい ★

Hert · 4mo

Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii graham I got no questions :3

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

what does being drunk feel like? Like is it a cool feeling? and what's ur preferred way of getting drunk? Like what type of alcohol do you drink? sorry for asking so many questions 😓

DW I LOVE TALKING. Being drunk feels like a tender ecstasy. My preferred way of getting drunk is starting off with a few beers, mixing another drinks here & there & the rest is history … & Rather illegal. I am a beer guy, but I adore vodka, wine & caipirinha too.

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

Mr graham do you think I'm cool?

I would have to take a proper look at you to give an official Cool Badge to you, kid, but seeing how you took the time to message me, I’d say you’re at least 50% cool.

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

Salutations, good sir Graham
Hast thine fared in a nature acceptable to thee these past days?
Hast thou receivethed mine drawing? May I inquire thine opinion of the piece?
Doth thine pursuit of the muse Rivers Cuomo prove fruitful as of late?
I wish thee nothing but the best of fate and that thine true love is reciprocated.
Thou art a fine father who doth deserveth success.

All the best,
A fan.

Greetings, dear Child. Life's trials have tested me, yet I have weathered them with fortitude. Alas, the delight of perusing your latest creation has eluded me, for you neglected to proffer it unto me. Nevertheless, the mere thought of laying eyes upon it fills my heart with longing.

My affection for Rivers remains steadfast & enduring, a source of solace & nourishment that never falters in providing bountiful blessings.

Grateful am I for your tender regard & consideration.

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

how do i get a girlfriend... i'm sure a handsome man such as yourself will be able to answer.... i'm sure that girls are throwing themselves at you but you can't accept their advances because you're gay and married to rivers cuomo.... how do i acquire such aura

I have no idea. First things first, I am completely isolated from society for having no social cues & being clueless about human relationships. Secondly, I think it has been a few months since I’ve been at least flirted at. I apologise for ruining your idea of me created inside your head … It looked way cooler than original me, so my ego thanks you!

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

adoro teu cabelo! qual o nome do corte? 🤔 ou o que você utilizou de referência... te acho muito querido! abraços do sul! 💙🫂

Perdão, não tenho nenhum. Corto meu próprio cabelo. Minha única referência é um beck antes pra caprichar.

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

I had a rlly bad crush on u and it's kinda embarrassing to admit but I just think ur rlly cute and adorable looking (′▽`〃)

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 4mo

i already sent this on your straw page but i dont know if you respond to those anymore but
would you kill me if i said i liked mindless self indulgence

Not really. MSI was a big part of my childhood & I keep it’s memory dearly in my heart. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating music. I just hope you’re not a Jimmy Urine stan.

꒰ఎ ⠀𓈒⠀ Auntie · 5mo

you will always have the duality of being my babyboy & dad friend ♡♡♡♡ mwaah

𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 5mo

Hey man, I just wanted to say, you are one of the sweetest people I know. Keep being you.

I have no idea how to react to kindness from strangers, but thank you. I appreciate it.

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