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𝖥𝖺𝗇. · 3mo

how do i get a girlfriend... i'm sure a handsome man such as yourself will be able to answer.... i'm sure that girls are throwing themselves at you but you can't accept their advances because you're gay and married to rivers cuomo.... how do i acquire such aura

I have no idea. First things first, I am completely isolated from society for having no social cues & being clueless about human relationships. Secondly, I think it has been a few months since I’ve been at least flirted at. I apologise for ruining your idea of me created inside your head … It looked way cooler than original me, so my ego thanks you!

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