Phlegethon · 4mo
You there. Mortal canine. You are like some kind of jester, am I correct?
Hmm... A recent conquest attempt went poorly, and I am stuck in my fortress while I recover. Entertain me, if you believe yourself capable.
Alrighty, here's a joke I think you'll like.
Why don't people like taking Pepto bismol? Because the taste of it is abismol!
