Hi. Name’s Beau and I (by that, I mean literally everyone close to me) thought this would be a good way to open up to more people about me. So, ask me literally anything!
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Person · 1mo
Greetings, Beau, Macabre once more. I was curious how well you get along with Fido’s other siblings.
Let’s see… Joey and I are alright. It kinda started out awkwardly, but we got used to each other. I know he does DnD, but I honestly don’t have much of an interest for it which is fine. We both have other interests to bond over such as watching and engaging with other franchises. Joey even showed me some anime and that was pretty dope.
Me and Bino are a bit of a work in progress. He doesn’t like me because I’m apparently “annoying” and I “tell garbage jokes” which isn’t true. Sure I may have pestered him with a dad joke or two, but they’re funny. So yeah, we a back and forth, he doesn’t like me, I poke fun at him, all that fun stuff.
Person · 2mo
Hello, I am John, I am wondering if you can answer about what is the purpose of our existence?
That’s a deep question, wow. Personally, I think our existence is meant to have as much fun as possible. Life’s full of depressing stuff and everyone’s stressed out all the time, but we made a lot of cool stuff. We made a seemingly meaningless life mean something and that’s pretty cool. We have our own stories, multiple opportunities to make our lives as fun as possible, and making the lives of other people better.
Almarala, Lady of Regrets · 2mo
How intensely do you keep up with your physical training? Judging your appearance, I would assume you are an avid power trainer. I ask because, frankly, if you are so inclined towards your own discipline, we could use someone like you in our ranks.
AlmaralaI keep up with my training pretty much everyday. My appearance seems a bit much for a lifeguard working at a pool, but I wanted to go beyond for my community.
I try to keep maintaining my gains by doing exercises throughout my days. I spend early mornings before work working out a bit jogging around the neighborhood. On days I’m not working, I go to a gym and do a bit of workout stuff there. Basically, I’m training everyday whenever I can.
As for your offer, I’m honored, but I think I’ll pass. I’m pretty satisfied with my life right now and I don’t think that whole army thing isn’t for me. Appreciate the offer though!
Person · 2mo
Greetings, Beau, I am Macabre Ars Goetia, a member of the K9PD. I’ve noticed you have had interactions with Fido Byron on occasion that seem close. I am merely curious as to your relationship with him.
Wait, so you’re actually part of the K9s?? I thought Fido was joking around when he said that a Goetia was part of the force. I thought those only existed in fiction.
But regardless, him and I are pretty tight. I’m his adopted brother and despite living on my own now… I guess we still are brothers in a way. Without going into too much detail, I was in a very dark place. I ran away from my abusive owner, everyone I liked who I could turn to were all gone. I was in a hopeless state. That is, until Fido came. He was originally sent to find me and take me back to my owner, but then I told him everything about how abusive my owner was and from there, he did everything he could to get me away from that toxic house. He offered to have his owner take me in and I could stay with him until I got legally emancipated from being a pet.
It was a hard time trying to adjust, I couldn’t move on from the pain I carried with me. With Fido around doing his best to help me, he made that part of my life hurt less. He helped look after me, encouraged me to have fun with other pets, being my own dog, engaging with my interests, sharing such other’s interests, and even taught me how to read and write. Well, I actually had a tutor, but with exercises and assignments, Fido gave pointers and helped improve my English skills. Through all this, we kinda just grew close to each other. We understood each other, we got along well. I couldn’t have asked for any other dog to help me be the dog I am today.
Person · 2mo
Yo Beau, quick question. You're playing rock paper scissors. What's your go-to first pick?
Rock. Mainly cause that’s always my first instinct cause I usually win with rock a lot of the time.
Nadia & Solar · 2mo
Hi! I am Nadia. Have you ever tried lucid dreaming? I have been trying to do it for years, but had barely any success.
I haven’t had much luck either. I’ve had some… less than pleasant night terrors in the past that I thought were real. I had no control over them and I never convinced myself that what I dreamt wasn’t real. It was scary. I don’t get those kinds of dreams as frequently as I do now, but if I could’ve convinced myself that everything was just a dream, that probably would’ve made life easier and saved me a lot of tears.
Person · 3mo
Hey, there! Name’s Vex. Got anyone special in your life, in a romantic way? If so, what do you do on this day? Might take it as a suggestion for my girl.
Hi Vex! To answer your question, there are quite a few people who want to be in a romantic relationship with me, but I’m only in a relationship with one. Her name is Luci and she’s a white cat who I love with all my heart. She was my very first friend when we grew up at an adoption shelter we met each other in. Our Valentine’s was pretty great. We spent basically the whole day together. We went on a walk, went out for a nice dinner, and I went back to her place where we went in her hot tub and uh… heh, I can’t say what we did afterwards. It’s a bit too spicy to describe, sorry. Hehehe~
Person · 3mo
You got a plan if a zombie apocalypse ever happens? Assume it's your generic walking zombie apocalypse, with the rare occasional runner. No other mutated versions.
Easy. Going straight to Sabrina and Tarot. They might have some spell or potion or whatever that might help end the apocalypse... unless they get turned to zombies in that case... idk, suffer I guess.
Eira Steele · 3mo
Hey! Got a quick question. Who's your favorite super hero or fictional hero and why?
I didn’t realize you said fictional until looking back at the question. I had to delete an entire three paragraphs talking about my real life hero lol
But anyways, I would have to say that my favorite fictional hero is Spiderman. I feel like he’s a fictional hero I relate to the most. Like him, I wanna do my best to be a hero and help out others with the responsibilities that were thrusted onto us and have an insecurity that I won’t be able to meet that expectation. That and also some other quirks I share with him such as being a cheeky fella with a fondness for corny one liners and for some reason, having multiple people fawning over me despite the fact I have a girlfriend like Spiderman. Idk, it’s funny.
Person · 3mo
Ok Beau, here's a tough one. Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games
No bacon??? I might as well not have air to breathe if I can't have bacon! Definitely keeping that. Also, games, but no games? What does that mean? Like, unlimited games that are already out, but I can't get new ones? Wouldn't that be already a limit? I'm confused by that part.
Almarala, Lady of Regrets · 3mo
Are you well-acauainted with Keene Milton?
I just know him to know him. I live in that boarding house the ECP made, but don’t get a chance to interact with him a lot. I did one time tho. I told him a pun and he just looked at me and went, “oh great, another Karishad.” His marten boyfriend seemed to like it, so at least I got one good reaction.
Vitor Henrique · 3mo
hey beau if some magic shenanigans were to happen and everyone in the world get's magical abilities either be ranging from insignificant kinda useless abilities to world ending ones which one would you have?
Whatever those shenanigans are, hopefully they won’t be life threatening cause I wanna have the ability to do something insane. I wanna be able to remember every thought I think. Idk, I went to look something up, but I immediately forgot it and it’s been bugging me all day
Eira Steele · 3mo
Hey! Name's Eira, and I was wondering if there are any sports you like to play? Know any martial arts?"
I don’t play a lot of sports, but I do take part in competitive swimming. That’s about the only sport I do. It’s a lot of fun and I recently won a competition with my team. I’ve thought about taking martial arts classes, but if I do, I probably won’t make anything out of it. It’ll only be for self defense and protecting my loved ones. Though, the thought of naming moves and delivering one liners does sound pretty cool.
Phlegethon · 4mo
You there. Mortal canine. You are like some kind of jester, am I correct?
Hmm... A recent conquest attempt went poorly, and I am stuck in my fortress while I recover. Entertain me, if you believe yourself capable.
Alrighty, here's a joke I think you'll like.
Why don't people like taking Pepto bismol? Because the taste of it is abismol!
Almarala, Lady of Regrets · 4mo
Beau Bellamy, it has been a long time since I deigned to speak to you. I have been toying with your mortal sense of humor and I think I have finally grasped it. Tell me, have you heard this joke?
The activist Mahatma Gandhi was well-known for walking many miles on his bare, soft feet. Over time, they became hardened and rough. In addition to that, it was known he often fasted and this left him with a weak frame. It also made his breath smell horrible. I suppose one could call him a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
LOL
It took me a bit, but I got the joke! Not to say that it wasn't good, I think you're doing great at jokes so far. I'd say you're took a great STEP into perfecting your jokes. We should get together at some point and we can bounce off each other. We can even do a duo comedy bit if you'd like.