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stevie · 1y

WHO IS YOUR MOST CHEWABLE BLORBO

most chewable award has to go to Inumaki. <3 12/10, soft and squishy like mochi, can only fight back so hard. very pleasant mouth feel ! could eat a whole bag full of him. some honourable mentions include:
- Xiao ! 10/10, tries to fight but doesn't get far. soft and smooth mouth feel, just sweet enough to be pleasant.
- Angel ! 9/10, doesn't bother fighting his fate. tastes and feels like ice cream. only catch is that you'll die consuming him (worth it).
- Gorou ! 8.5/10. fights a little bit but gets scared mmm. very soft and easy to consume, but tastes a little like wet dog if you chew him too long.
- Touya ! 8/10, feels like pop rocks. crunchy or chewy, depending on age, and definitely a bit spicy. barbecue flavoured.
- Rai (Lamento) ! 7/10, fights the entire time. very stabby, but he tastes divine. very fruity.
- Zhongli ! 6/10. a little bland and kind of expensive, a bit hard to chew. tastes like osmanthus wine, the same i as remember, but where are those who sh-

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