most chewable award has to go to Inumaki. <3 12/10, soft and squishy like mochi, can only fight back so hard. very pleasant mouth feel ! could eat a whole bag full of him. some honourable mentions include:
- Xiao ! 10/10, tries to fight but doesn't get far. soft and smooth mouth feel, just sweet enough to be pleasant.
- Angel ! 9/10, doesn't bother fighting his fate. tastes and feels like ice cream. only catch is that you'll die consuming him (worth it).
- Gorou ! 8.5/10. fights a little bit but gets scared mmm. very soft and easy to consume, but tastes a little like wet dog if you chew him too long.
- Touya ! 8/10, feels like pop rocks. crunchy or chewy, depending on age, and definitely a bit spicy. barbecue flavoured.
- Rai (Lamento) ! 7/10, fights the entire time. very stabby, but he tastes divine. very fruity.
- Zhongli ! 6/10. a little bland and kind of expensive, a bit hard to chew. tastes like osmanthus wine, the same i as remember, but where are those who sh-

CATBOYSSS

i’m gonna talk about shota catboys because it’s me and you’re the one asking ♥️

precious tiny kittenboy ! who doesn’t know why it feels so good when his master rubs behind his ears, down his back, at the base of his tail. precious little catboy that mewls and purrs at every ounce of physical affection, that leans into every touch, that goes along with his master touching him like that because it makes them happy, even if he doesn’t know what’s going on !

i want a precious, innocent little thing to be pampered as much as i want them badtouched because pleading for more and begging for their master to stop are both fucking delectable for very different reasons. every flavour of catboy, from feral street cat learning to be loved to house cat being groomed by their owner, makes me so insane i could explode.

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