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Anonymous Coward · 2mo
DOCTOR DOCTOR, GIMMY THE NEWS IVE GOT A, BAD CASE OF LOVING YOU.
an oddly colored bat?This bat sounds familiar... Well oddly colored bat i'm sorry to say but these feelnigs for me are terminal and there is no cure ;)
... Wait no i worded that weirdly i meant,,, how do i... word that correctly actually.............
Anonymous Coward · 1y
do u have stadia on Ur system
PFFFT. Stadia??? Absolutely not! hhahaahah ahhh. nice joke there anon I needed a good laugh.
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602126481584521219?s=20&t=3NEoIqaL0Aam5BabN2Ps9w
Anonymous Coward · 1y
hamburger helper
Anonymous Coward · 1y
please tell me you can play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime?
Of course I can what do I look like a graphing calculator?
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602117193939943425?s=20&t=FYqtnZUJBzX8OFnRfjh-sw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
do you know the deal with airline food?
Actually I do! Due to high altitude and being inside a pressurized cabin, your taste buds' ability to taste certain flavors becomes suppressed so food that you might usually like will likely taste bad while flying!
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602116214079512576?s=20&t=FYqtnZUJBzX8OFnRfjh-sw
Zero · 1y
"Name a game and you can run it", huh?
I challenge you to run Minecraft with RTX.
Woah there I said every game not every VERSION of a game lets be reasonable here.
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602113620485210113?s=20&t=FYqtnZUJBzX8OFnRfjh-sw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
Can you run emulators?
Yep! Name a game and I can run it!
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602111442664259586?s=20&t=FYqtnZUJBzX8OFnRfjh-sw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
Augh, so sorry... I seem to have lost my calculator, but I desperately need to know: what's the square root of 4819136400?
Oh that one's easy the answer is 69, 420 BAYBEEEEEEEE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Laugh track plays)
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602038715886764033?s=20&t=KDJb77Lgar6Eup0h1_XCOw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
Don't want to seem insensitive but could you charge my phone real quick?
Don't worry I dont mind. Go ahead and plug your phone cord into my charger port.
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1602037306843693056?s=20&t=KDJb77Lgar6Eup0h1_XCOw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
can you type 5318008 into your calculator system >:)
Yeah sure. 5318008 ... HEY WAIT A SECOND!
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1601763842748739585?s=20&t=3iYoQMo9crB5lYK2M8qzfw
Anonymous Coward · 1y
Would a magnet make the visor eyes or whatever distort in a funny way?
It causes color distortion but it's nothing permanent or bad. If it it is I have a ton of spares.
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1601752273071538176?s=20&t=9t4rffT0eoVzuniS0KMJ5g
Anonymous Coward · 1y
I heard you can run Doom on most things even a McDonalds Kiosk… you think you can be another addition?
I can run doom! I can run all dooms!!!
Anonymous Coward · 1y
Hello, I am a fellow Robot, how are you doing? https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kaleidosium/dania-mark-iv
Greetings fellow robot! I am doing well! it is nice to see another robot around these parts!
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1601750609283076097?s=20&t=9t4rffT0eoVzuniS0KMJ5g
Anonymous Coward · 1y
what anti-virus do you have?
A secret one. Can't let people otherwise they might break it. Don't worry, it does have a dog pun name!
Anonymous Coward · 1y
56k modem handshake tone ?
I only make that noise when I wanna annoy someone hehe
https://twitter.com/spikesartbook/status/1601748132148436992?s=20&t=aqb4bu3WZRmnRDiplF51yQ