SubRoseia

Anonymous Coward · 1y

yknow i was gonna suggest you draw nerd tf but is it really tf if that's something you already are

I W-WILL draw nerd TF because I'm definitely not a nerd! (a-and even if I was I could always be a bigger one...)

Nougat · 1y

Don't worry I know another trick that'll help

(While you're trying to unwedgie yourself I jam a frosted donut past your lips)

I spit it out, indignantly!

Or rather, I would've, if I hadn't scarfed it down without thinking...

Anonymous Coward · 1y

What's wrong, loser, gonna go crying to your mommy?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM GOING TO IMPLODE

Nougat · 1y

Hmmmm... Guess I'll just have to go harder then!

(Lifting up your panties higer and over your head to give you an atomic wedgie)

Ghhh knock it off, you're gonna get cum in my hair! reaches up and tries unsuccessfully to pull the panties off my forehead, ends up just pulling it even more taut

Nougat · 1y

Woooow. Nice one "quickshot." Hey I know juuust the trick to help you last longer. First you're gonna need to stand up and turn around so you aren't facing me...

Then...

Wedgies you!

YELPS as you tug my cum soaked panties taut between my big fat cheeks, little dick still straining and dripping through the Triforce on the front I-I dont see how this is going to help!

Nougat · 1y

Honestly I think you can't even last 30 seconds. What a pathetically pervy nerd~

hhhhh, oh yeah? W-Watch this! tries to go again but doesnt even last 15 nnnoo....

Nougat · 1y

Uh huh... Well you might wanna look down. I don't blame you. Have of them don't have any clothes and the other ones have tits and asses that are huuuuge

What!? Oh dear... I should really pull my hand away and try to maintain some semblance of dignity, but its sooo hard... Guh... why did I have to get such egregiously sexy figurines? I can't even last a full minute before creaming my panties ogling them...

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

On the bright side more statues showed up. Now you've got all day to examine them. Something to do while you wait for the anime you pirated to finish downloading. Subs over dubs of course.

I'm j-just admiring them! There's nothing strange about that. doesn't even notice that my hands been jammed down the front of my panties for the last 30 seconds

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

Oh of course. You're gonna be up all night at the computer correcting people as you listen to anime and video game sound tracks. Won't be a surprise when you wake up the next morning, tired and with eyebags. You'll need some energy drinks to power through the day

Ugh, my pajamas turned into this dorky kigurumi while I slept... and it was bad enough that all my drinks turned into monster and g fuel yesterday, now its all imported stuff that I can't even read the labels of!

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

Might be a good idea to find a place to rest and let it digest. Luckily the mall has a theater. Just head up to the counter and get a ticket. Huh! Seems like they only got super hero flicks and one based of a video game. Score! Better get some pop corn too. And once it's over you can't wait to go home and blog about how the movie got all the factual details wrong from the source material

I would never get worked up over something as petty as that! as soon as I get out of the theater I read OTHER peoples blogs about factual details that were wrong and then correct them on things THEY got wrong

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

As a reward to thst self control you decide to eat at the food court. Just a salad and a bowl of ice cream as a treat. Only to be served a huge bowl of ramen and some mochi for dessert. They must have messed up your order but you don't wanna go up to the counter and cause a fuss. Plus. It looks so yummy...

I thought the bowl seemed pretty big, but I guess it was even more than I thought, because now they're taking my picture and pinning it up on the wall next to the counter for finishing it within 5 minutes! I ask them to take it down since I look like such a dweeb in it, but they just laugh and send me on my way with a coupon for all you can eat ramen next time I come by...

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

Try not to get distracted by the shelf of anime babe statues. They cost a lot but I know that a big dork like you wants them in your room for you to "play" with

Its hard to resist, but I manage to pull myself away from their allure, refusing to buy any(not knowing that all of them are already waiting for me at home, several of them in jars)

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

What a mystery! You'd better get to the bottom of it. After you head to the mall to buy more trading cards and hit up the food court. Make sure to enunciate properly. Those braces give you a bit of a lisp after all...

No way am I wasting my hard earned money on trading cards! Besides, theirs a group of totally lameo geeks(who look a lot more normal than me right now) gathered around the card section of the gaming store right now... I'll just browse the minifigs until they disperse

SubRoseia · 1y

Nougat · 1y

Or going for your contacts only to find thick rimmed glasses in it's place. And then looking in the mirror to find that you've got braces...

That would be so humiliating! And why are none of my skirts long enough to keep me from flashing these embarrassing panties with logos for my favorite animes right where my bulge is...