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Massive Fruit · 4mo
Even better, stoned berry gf whose farts are potent enough to get you high
I know this is before I made Stevie but
That bitch would do this
Massive Fruit · 4d
If Jess joins Purgatorio again would that make it a sloshcore band?
...Yes.
Massive Fruit · 4d
Jess keeps wearing tight panties but they keep getting wedged in her fat blue ass 👀
STICKY, TIGHT, AND LEAVING NOTHING UP TO THE IMAGINATION
Massive Fruit · 4d
Maybe its too "Oops all Berries" to do and i figure maaaaybe you plan it already, but which one of Jess' former bandmates would you rather get berried??? If this is planned already just put a smiley face instead of answering
I'm spoiling plans I have but I just wanna keep y'all fed. I like to imagine Jess and Stevie make up and while they're hanging out and smoking, Stevie asks something like "So like... How's it feels being a blueberry? It looks cool... ...Could I be a blueberry?" And Jess is genuinely perplexed why this stoned bitch is actually interested in being a blueberry because it looks "fun." But even after telling Stevie the temporary effects, Stevie is still down. So Jess puts some stored juice into a cup, mixes it with some water to dilute it, and let's her sip on it.
Massive Fruit · 4d
I will make it a promise to ask for Bad Girl blueberry content from you every time you answer questions, a crumb for today? ill share mine, in my head she Got berried,exploded and was brought back to life like in TSA and by the time of NMH3 shes got blue skin :DDDDDD
You know how she's brought back to life in TSA, but she's a dog at first? What if she pops in NMH1, gets brought back in TSA, but she looks like she experienced a botched juicing 👀
Massive Fruit · 4d
Do you think Jess’s former band-mates will become friends with her again given how much she’s grown?
Absolutely. It's just a matter of Jess starting dialog with them, and them willing to keep the door open for her. Both sides were in the wrong, but finding an excuse to kick Jess to the curb wasn't it for the girls. If you're wondering who will be the first person to make up with Jess, it'll be Stevie. I won't divulge too many details, but she actually holds no negative feelings to Jess whatsoever.
Massive Fruit · 7mo
Not a proper blueberry inflation process without getting bounced and danced on during one’s song. Agree?
YES ANON, YESSSSS!
They wanted to be the center of attention, and guess what? They're getting it tenfold.
Massive Fruit · 4mo
your partner starts turning blue wdyd 🤔
Anon, don't ask a question you're not ready for. I could write a story (AND I DID) about it.
Massive Fruit · 4mo
Most ideal guy & gal to have berried + most ideal guy & gal to berry you?
Most ideal guy and gal to inflate: Aki (Chainsaw Man) + Chiaki Tachibana (SMT)
Most ideal guy and gal to inflate me: Yancy (OC) + Juri (Street Fighter)
Massive Fruit · 4mo
You must be compelled to initiate this freaky weekend idea into a story now lol
I've been compelled to do it for a WHILE. But I have to finish a few comms, work on a collab with a friend, write Meet the Collins, then I can work on it! Hopefully I can have it out before the end of the year!!
Massive Fruit · 4mo
Are the other stories still coming to AO3?
Yes they are! Give me like uhhhh a few hours :>
Massive Fruit · 4mo
jess's opinion on big blue schmeat?
SHE LOVES IT. When you stuff a cobalt meat cannon into your mouth and you don't gag, you realize you're missing out.
Massive Fruit · 4mo
0-10 rating on Jess's and Yancy's fighting game skills?
2 - Yancy: He prefers survival horror and only knows how to button mash.
9 - Jess: Has replicated Evo Moment #37 on Fightcade a few times. Has played Guilty Gear and surprisingly doesn't main any character with the last name Valentine!
Massive Fruit · 4mo
If jess curated a playlist of songs she’d grind to berried yancy what would her picks be
Freak - Doja Cat
Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani
CURSED IDEA: I'd
I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO DANCE - Tyler, The Creator
Cariño - The Marias
Massive Fruit · 4mo
Smokin dat berry flavored galaxy gas
No brain, only berry flavored galaxy gas.