I used to think of myself as at least an aspiring bimbo! I had an ex who considered "Bimbo Talk" core to being a bimbo. and it felt so unnatural and performative to me, it kind of put me off of the label. Every identity—sexual or not—is performed, but it's important to me that it come from somewhere real, and what she thought of as a bimbo, I couldn't connect with.

Honestly, I might just be too Always On to be a bimbo anyway; I was basically the only one who ever called me a bimbo.