some shmuck who posts memes. there are others too
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LilithRabbit · 15d
causally slams my body against the bars of your enclosure What's your favorite ice cream?
it's baskin robin's gold medal ribbon flavor! it's a vanilla + chocolate + caramel blend, but i can't have it very often because the stores in my area keep closing, so i go for the cookies n creme flavor whenever i'm gettin ice cream elsewhere
careful with the bars btw! they are made of cardboard. i'm tricking the keepers into thinking i'm easily contained!
>anon · 15d
do u like soup
i. i have never had soup. my autism is so Fucked. i'm scared to eat foods like soup because i taste all the ingredients / parts of a dish separately in every bite. even the finest of chefs can't hide or mask Any flavors with me!
(if this were medieval times i'd be a great poison checker tho! i wouldn't even have to die for it lmao)
vee · 15d
wait that wasn't. a question hold on
what kind of cat is (s)he? if you're comfy w answering ofc !!
i have 3 cats right now, but i post mango (the orange floof) the most so i'll assume it's for him!
he's a siberian! fluffy lil beast... have some more mango facts on the house!
he's 11 years old, but still looks like a little baby. his breed (siberian) is usually larger than average cats, but he's a runt, so he's actually the size of an average cat! he cries when you hold him, or when he wants to be let out of a room, or when he's in my bathroom because the echo there makes him louder. he's such a pushover too, even kittens can walk all over him! i love him so so much. i've memorized his birthday but i still say that it's his birthday every day.
>anon · 15d
what if i want you to bite me? huh? huh?? what now, liberals?
did you know that it doesn't take all that much force to bite someone else's finger off? or even just to make them bleed?
one time in elementary school i bit a teacher and they bled a lot and had to go to the hospital (i don't remember why, just that i bit them as hard as i could)
(tbh, i feel like if i wasn't singlehandedly raising my class's average test scores i would've been expelled by the 3rd grade)
but yeah, i can bite you! just sign this waiver here to acknowledge you accept responsibility for any loss of life or limb due to this activity
x_____
>anon · 2mo
do u have a kinlist
excellent question! i don't really kin characters, but i do kin some animals! fox, cat, and phoenix to be specific ^^
(i really gotta work on cleaning up my profiles... i keep zoning out when i try, though :v...)
>anon · 7mo
What do you do to keep yourself going through life?
if you're looking for life advice i am the wrongest person to ask! my method is literally "do whatever works" and that's the easy part ;; actually finding what works for you is the difficult part and i'm nowhere near qualified to help others with that
>anon · 7mo
how is your day going ?
i woke up at 9 am, then i woke up at noon, then i woke up a third time at 3 pm... i have an undiagnosed sleep disorder alright! otherwise, it's going (neutral). just been chilling lately, and i'm bored of it >:| i wanna do something fun dangit but i have no ideas .yet
>anon · 9mo
GRGRGRARARAGRGRG BARK BARK BARK BARK eats tree
oh noooooh... my favorite tree..... its bark has been harvested... nooooo... uses money from harvest to wipe tears