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>anon · 6mo

who is twiz?

twiz is my oc! she's uh...
uhhhhhhh
[at least five minutes pass while i make a continuous "uhhhh" sound like i'm struggling to make a fast food order]
...
i... i actually have no idea how to describe her.
whenever i try to comprehend this motherfucker i get at least like five "???" moments per second. BUT i will make an Attempt regardless of her incomprehensible nature. long post ahoy!!!

so twiz is like... a girl husband. feminine himbo. (fembo?) and protagonist flavored, but not main character syndrome... more like... rpg protagonist flavored i guess???? but like silent protag that isn't silent. shonen anime protagonist??? ???

she has funny wizard (Twizard) magic and in-universe RPG Protagonist Privileges. like, she can just walk into people's houses, and not get shooed out unless she annoys the people that live there or something.

and!!! she can resurrect people! this is a problem because she rezzes people who should Not be alive! and people who should Really stay dead! two people who can't be alive at the same time without running the risk of Violence? sounds fine to twiz!

...well to be fair she doesnt know about that one until it happens, because Neither of them knew the other would be there too. it's miscommunication, but like. Reasonable??? cuz. the only way that this shitshow could've been prevented is by at least one of them infodumping their angsty backstory to twiz.

but i'm not sure if even that would stop it, because Twiz Is Horrifyingly Optimistic. she'd probably go "huh, that other guy i resurrected and befriended five minutes ago has the same name as this guy's archnemesis that he's blaming for all sorts of things... what a coinkydink! i'm sure this will be fine :)" and then be suprised when it isn't a "funny lil coinkydink"

tldr: Twiz Is A Special Kind Of Stupid... but it's kind of justifiable???

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