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Regular4256 ยท 2d

Carbron, I need to see your balls.

We need to talk about your balls๐Ÿฅธ * Vine boom sound effect *
Are they smooth?๐Ÿคจ * Vine boom sound effect *
Or covered in bits of annoying fluff? ๐Ÿคฎ * Vine boom sound effect *
These are my balls! ๐ŸŽฑ๐ŸŽฑ * Vine boom sound effect *
See how they glisten in the light? ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ’ก * Vine boom sound effect *
Your balls * Vine boom sound effect * can be like these ๐Ÿ˜Ž
But you gotta use the right tools for the job ๐Ÿ˜‰
This? โœ‚๏ธ * Vine boom sound effect *
No๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
This? ๐Ÿ”ฅ * Vine boom sound effect *
NO!๐Ÿ˜ก
This? ๐Ÿ”ช * Vine boom sound effect x3 *
Only if that's what you're into ๐Ÿคจ * Vine boom sound effect *
Balls are delicate ๐Ÿ˜Œ * Vine boom sound effect *
Sensitive ๐Ÿคญ * Vine boom sound effect *
Easy to damage ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Someone's taken a chunk out of that one ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ’€ * Vine boom sound effect x3 *

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