Ok so this here's not some regular good shit. This is the alien queen of good shits that would make every other shit in the world commit credit card fraud. Are you ready to have your mind blown to pieces? Okay. So hear me out. Pisssssssssssssssssss. Add a little sugar. Pure ethanol. Shake it up so that the sugar properly dissolves. And unlike fruit based liquors, you dont have to wait several months for the sugar to dissolve in their juice. Especially if the piss is fresh enough thanks to your body heat. And thats how you make some:
BUSHSHINE