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Ominous Voice From The Drains · 2y

What do you think the best/worst gifts the twins have gotten azul are?

Floyd has no doubt plagued Azul with terrible clothing, shirts with puns and cute octopi, button ups with stupid gaudy patterns, stuff that would otherwise be good so Azul can't complain without looking like a dick lmao

Jade on the other hand I feel will give passive aggressive gifts as a joke. Azul misplaces a document once? He's given a little paper organizational tower. Drops keys and curses softly to himself? Here's a key holder that clips to your belt so you won't drop them again :)

But they're also capable of getting him very thoughtful things, like coming across weird coins he might be interested in for his collection, or nice custom fountain pens. Or even something nice but mildly embarrassing like new sock garters HA

On a similar note I think they do get him silly octopus things sometimes when they see them

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