Arman · 10 answers · 3y

You've been dared to return a newly purchased yet used dildo to some adult store. You have the receipt and everything. How do you do it? What do you say to the store manager?

Hey I bought this oddly shaped unicorn horn for my cosplay but it just won't stay on my head, so I am returning it and taking my business elsewhere.

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