The Wife: Please, Darling. Let me do it. I mean look at him, he is hot.
Wasserpistole: Are you joking, Lasmiranda?
Wife: One million doesn't sound like a joke.
Wasser: I thought you'd love me.
Wife: I am doing it for you as well. Imagine what you could buy with half of that money?
Wasser: I don't care. There are more important things than material stuff.
Wife: But I want to and I am not your slave.
Wasser: This has nothing to do with it. If our marriage means so little to you, go ahead but never come back.
Wife: Okay.
Wasser: unimaginable pain
Ex-Wife: Hello.
Good-Looking man: Hello yourself. And?
Ex-Wife: I'll do it.
GLW: Your man okay with it?
Ex-Wife: Haha, no but I don't care. He said he doesn't want me anymore.
GLW: Ehm, but that is part of the deal. You have to be married and your husband has to be okay with it. It is part of the excitement for me.
Ex: What do you mean?
GLW: No deal, no sex, no money. Sorry.
Ex: Oh my fucking god!
GLW: Again, I am sorry.
Ex: Please, sir. I can do anything you want. I can be your toy for a whole month and 10% of the money would be enough.
GLW: I am sorry but that sounds very boring to me.
Ex: But what do you want?
GLW: You know what I want.
Ex: Shit!
GLW: Take care.
Ex: great pain

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Ugly boring man: What do you say?
Wife: Go to hell, freak.
Wasser: That is my girl, hell yeah!