Arman · 10 answers · 4y

How often do you shave your armpits?

Once every winter solstice.. I grow it out then braid it into a long strand of hair, sort of like a Jedi Padawan. Then when the solstice comes I yank it out clean by tying both ends to a bowling ball and dropping it out of a nine story window.

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