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jay · 4mo
hi jay! what are the questions people ask you the most often so i can avoid asking them?
jayfam · 1y
what txt ships do you like???
jayfam · 14h
nah cause that markmin live they ate all that chicken and they still weren't full (you know what they wanted to be full of)
jayfam · 23h
did you see the jisung piercing pics… his nose is so pretty it was made to be pierced 😭 i hope no one dissuades him again from getting one… he’d look sooooo pretty with one my god… i can already see him with piercings and tattoos like many other maknaes
I DID I DID when i got the bubble i gasped....he's actually so gorgeous with them. i'm a really big fan of like small and subtle jewellery/accessors and i loooove the idea of jwi getting something classy and dainty and silver like that nose piercing or earrings it just fits his image soooo well. ough. OUGH!!! and don't even get me started on tattoos oh my god. you'd have to physically strap me down if jisung ever got tattoos
jayfam · 23h
I felt like I was interrupting something when Jeno joined them… the way markmin looks at him, trying to get him to sit in the middle… okay I’ll leave so you three can boink
jayfam · 1d
dream has reached homosexuality levels unknown to mankind… just barely had time to watch today/yesterday’s live and i think it’s crazy how jaemin’s eye were about pop out bc he was staring at mark’s ass so hard while he was dancing to sticky by kiof 😭
i mean we've all seen mark's ass do you really blame jaemin for being an opportunist. when jaemin jokes about how he has a flat ass so him twerking is pointless but then pauses when he refers to mark like yeah. we were all thinking that. and i love markmin so much lmao they're really going crazy this tour seriously every clip i've seen from that live it looks like one of them wants to eat the other whole and that's incredible
jayfam · 1d
i hate timezone n work sm i wanna watch the live too 😭😭😭😭😭
jayfam · 1d
stumbled upon your chenji size difference qs so now im wondering if you have like a top 5 chenji size difference moments or smth like that :p (really like the moment you shared in your answer too!)
i lowkey don't even know which q you're talking about considering i talk about chenji size difference so often. but here's a top 6 (i couldn't resist) in no particular order:
- whenever chenle backhugs jisung and puts his chin on jisung's shoulder and you can see how he struggles to reach the height (the first one from istj era is my favourite)
- kangaroo pair dance where you can see their height difference front and center
- jisung grabbing chenle's arm to stop him from scratching himself and his huge ass hand taking up half of chenle's forearm
- whenever they're back to back (there's a ridin era clip too that's them knocking their heads into each other while they're lying on the ground and that's included in this category)
- jisung stopping chenle from spoiling and his hand is literally the size of chenle's face what the hell
- chenle purposely making himself smaller to duck into jisung when he beefed the nmixx check thing and dropped his mic
jayfam · 2d
have you ever made pasta from scratch o:
jayfam · 2d
Hi I read your faq! But I was wondering if there’s anything you wouldn’t like to get asked? :)
in general i appreciate every question i get, i love to yap and i love to feed your thoughts, but i don't like getting stuff in my faq bc i get them so often. i don't like people Telling me stuff i need to do/write, and i don't like when people tell me they don't like x and expect me to defend it or tell them why i like it. bro idk if you don't like it just leave me alone. and i dislike questions asking me to disclose personal info. i'll happily talk about my hobbies and my interests outside of kpop but don't ask me for photos or my location or time zone or what i study or my employment any of that, you don't need to know that
jayfam · 2d
The water massage pics Chenle keeps posting make me laugh so hard like okay I guess we’ll just lovingly stare at the outline of your legs and the curve of your cute little butt (I could never complain)
no seriously that machine thingy is making me laugh so bad what even is it. hydrojet massager? like a jacuzzi with less commitment? it's so funny it looks like a sci-fi device but they're both so zenned out while they're lying down getting water jetted i can only hope they're having as much fun as i am watching them inside the contraption. and yeah i keep thinking that about his butt but i didn't know how to word it in a way that didn't sound deranged. i guess it's a deranged thought. hehe i love him
jayfam · 3d
i love your writing so much i just binged all your works. are you working on something atm? no pressure i'm just wondering!
jayfam · 3d
This is kind of michin https://x.com/dr3amzn/status/1835585575337992269?s=46&t=SBmE2STQZQjVoYYC9cNXww
jayfam · 3d
I’m really glad markle has each other :’) I was worried for Mark bc of… you know, and he seemed very down the first few days after that happened, so I’m happy to see him in such high spirits <3 I think you’re guaranteed a wonderful time with Chenle because he knows how to cheer you up
yeahhhhh i feel this... it's been hard for everyone really, it was tough to see urichil continue with their independent works while struggling (re the messages, doyoung crying, jaehyun's cancelled shows, etc) it gives me a lot of comfort that mark had a strong support group close to him. seeing him and chenle truly goof of around oakland (visiting oracle stadium, the weird water massage things, the golden gate bridge, etc etc) put me in such a good mood i can only imagine how healing it was for the two of them. chenle's positivity is so infectious, when mark mentioned on stage that chenle's happiness made him happy i felt so warm and soft in that moment. he's just a little therapy cat 🫳🐈
jayfam · 3d
Markle call each other dude and bro when they have sex …. I can see it so clearly mark saying ‘dude.. ur so tight’
jayfam · 3d
ive been a markle shipper since the father son allegations were at an all time high… even by CHENLE HIMSELF😭😭so im so happy theyve been inseparable recently theyre are the cutiest cutie pies ever on this earth and i hope people can truly see how cute they are because lord knows theyve been hard launching that relationship
i genuinely believe they got married in oakland it's the only explanation for why they're acting like that. i love the two of them together so bad they're actually the most bisexual boys to ever boy in the whole world i feel cosmically within the universe that they hit it raw multiple times along this tour. incredible things are happening with them right now GODDDDD I LOVE THEM SO BAD
jayfam · 5d
crazy things will happen in his hotel room later i can feel it cause why is he just showing himself off… his arms, his neck, his beautiful, beautiful collarbones… omg… i hope he gets the best dick of his life… i am feeling clinically insane bc of his pic but idk how nsfw we can get here LMAO don’t wanna get too crass either
you know i feel carnal attraction to chenle daily, but this is one of those times where i felt like every single molecule in my body was exploding with the need to jump him so i can only imagine how it was for the dreamies like he's just there existing in his gorgeous handsome cute perfect self sweaty on stage in the sleeveless and now this like holy shit. i bet it was mark this stop that tore into him amen