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nonnymouse · 8mo

there's no way you have that much in common with alex????

oh, oh, honey. let's just go over how much i share with alex.

  • first name is alexander (mine is alexander logan james [last name])
  • bisexual (chaotic bi to boot)
  • adhd
  • coffee addiction (and i'm a snob, i'll admit it. my preferred coffee is cafe du monde's coffee & chicory)
  • child of divorce
  • one parent moved out while i was off on a fucking trip
  • i lived in texas for a significant part of my life
  • my best friend is also my ex-girlfriend (and she encouraged me to date the guy i ended up marrying, too, and i really really need to write that into a fic at some point)
  • my First Gay Experience(tm) was with my then best friend and we somehow managed to convince ourselves it wasn't gay
  • my favorite original trilogy movie is, in fact, empire. (i disagree about ewoks though)
  • i almost went to school for law (no lie)
  • grew up with parents that treated me like an extension of the other when they felt i fucked up
  • overachiever
  • never shuts up (affectionate)
  • never shuts up (derogatory)
  • has never understood the word "chill" in my goddamn life
  • is incredibly defensive about texas

....there's more and i cannot remember it for the life of me but. you get the point. i have never felt quite so Seen as i do with alex, let me tell you.

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