ei and chuuya are my wives
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Silly anonymous · 2mo
Ranpo and Dazai telepathically communicate with their autism
Silly anonymous · 2mo
Chuuya is filthy rich meaning that he can afford practically anything he wants at anytime and ofc he uses this fact to spoil his mackeral.
Dazai, on the other hand, is the very definition of poor. Not only is his agency pay shit, he also tends to waste his money on drugs and alcohol using the remaining amount for shitty food that barely has any nutrients and is hardly sustainable.
So imagine Dazai actually saving up to buy Chuuya something special. More specifically a very expensive ring made of 24k gold. He might not fully understand love or the norms associated with it, but he loves Chuuya and while he doesn't always show it, he wants to have a physical representation of their bond. This gift would be an unspoken tie for them. (He wouldn't even tell Chuuya, he'd probably just leave it under his pillow or some shit without mentioning it anytime afterwards.)
I feel like Chuuya wouldn't wear it bc of his job and maybe a fear of losing it, but he would keep it somewhere special. Especially if Dazai ended up dying shortly after leaving that little gift behind.
I WASN'T EXPECTING AN ANGSTY ENDING this is soooo chef kiss 💯
i don't want to raise any false hopes but... may i turn this into a threadfic? no pressure of course (i'd also like to credit you if i actually end up writing something 👀)
btw i like to think dazai would gift him something unserious in a truly serious™ way, like, imagine the agency saves an artisan and dazai discovers they create personalised glasses and cups... so he commissions a slug-shaped wine glass (which ends up being expensive because it's handmade). everyone thinks it's a prank, but dazai is deadly serious.
chuuya facepalms when he actually sees the personalised wine glass and tells dazai he's a total idiot, then he realises the actual meaning behind dazai's gesture and... chuuya still calls him an idiot, but affectionately this time (he drinks from that glass more than he'd like to admit)
Silly anonymous · 2mo
If Dazai ran out of bandages temporarily, do you think he'd use toilet paper or paper towels?
Silly anonymous · 2mo
I wanna see Chuuya’s clone beating him up
Silly anonymous · 2mo
Did you change your heading it looks different
Silly anonymous · 2mo
What Halloween costumes do you think SKK would wear? Like separate costumes or a couple's costume? I can see Dazai nagging Chuuya until Chuuya reluctantly agrees
let's be real, they would show up dressed as each other without meaning to because they're pathetic
alternatively, dazai would torture chuuya until the redhead finally gives in and wears some ridiculous costume dazai bought for him (with chuuya's card of course) like a hot vampire costume
Silly anonymous · 2mo
HIIII HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEK
Silly anonymous · 2mo
I have been wondering this: Are your fics linked? Ik the hcs are the same but are the fics all on the same time line path?
of the six fics i have posted on ao3, four belong to a series and those are linked to each other. they are supposed to show skk's relationship and its evolution so it's similar to a multichapter fic, but each one can be read as a stand-alone as well! the two remaining fics have nothing to do with the series nor with each other instead, and the same goes for my threadfics on twt 👀
Silly anonymous · 3mo
Imagine Dazai pranking Chuuya by not pranking him. Chuuya knows him so well so he knows something is off when he's not met with a prank for a couple of weeks. His suspicions grow when Dazai is extra courteous and cordial with him. So for the entire day he acts like a chicken with it's head cut off. He just knows that Dazai has done something but just can't find what exactly. The whole time Dazai was messing with him by not messing with him.
chuuya would definitely be confused, especially because the one and only dazai osamu is never kind to him without an ulterior motive so he finds his behaviour weird and sus. so he investigates in order to find out what dazai has done this time – put an insane amount of salt in his wine bottles? change the security code to enter his apartment?
but he can't find the answer. everything's okay, nothing is misplaced. in the end he realises that was the prank
(sorry for the late reply 🫠)
Silly anonymous · 3mo
Are you going to make a strawpage for when RS deactivates? 👀👀
Silly anonymous · 3mo
I will fist fight anyone who is mean to you or tries to cancel you. You are literally the sweetest most unproblematic person ever
Silly anonymous · 3mo
Did you ever watch those Barbie movies as a kid? They're like ace lesbian culture foundation LMFAO (At least for me)
Silly anonymous · 3mo
are you a proshipper??? (asking cause of your bio)
Silly anonymous · 3mo
...what is a green lesbian/ green lesbians????? 😭
Silly anonymous · 3mo
Do you think Chuuya ever gets randomly pissed when he remembers how Dazai fucked with him in the past and ruined his life and he can’t express it properly so he just ruminates in anger and annoyance and tries to avoid Dazai until Dazai triggers him again accidentally and then Dazai is just confused the whole time about wtf just happened?
yeah sure, i can easily picture chuuya emitting angry vibes as he's quietly working on his paperwork lmao. and dazai loves getting on his nerves because oh hatred is so much easier to accept than love, isn't it?
but also, sometimes dazai does some kind gestures (like refilling chuuya's water bottle while he's working from home) and chuuya smiles timidly as he thinks "yeah this is why i keep this asshole around" (then gets even angrier)