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best friend · 5mo

does 26 ever date? and how does that go

generally speaking id think No but also its fun as a theoretical so Yes say he loses interest in 14 (or is playing the long Long con) i think he would reach out and date ppl

i think hed be a very popular lad on those dating apps, meeting ppl every other day. more than a handful he ghosts bc hes rude and his standards are like, not Too high per say but also hes easily bored even when someone is rly compatible or nice. i think he mostly ends up seeing women but brings home a few men or nonbinary people as well hes not picky he just talks basically to anybody that matches w him

most of them get a simple date at the movies or like a restaurant, hes not pushy or creepy or anything hes very well behaved and cleans up nicely. like i said Usually they get ghosted. special hitters (im thinking goth girls, other silly fat men, and put-together older people are his usual archetypes) get brought home for casual sex and weed and movies in his room. but nothing rly goes beyond that i think

maybe he tries extra hard once with a girl whos totally 14's type too just to essentially make him jealous. a carey type situation where theyre like very happy or whatever. and 14 methodically plots to ruin 26s life (why? he doesnt know/refuses to look into it) but its as seamless and heartless as dumping jacqueline from rest and ricklaxation. anyway. all very interesting tidbits

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