Are you into the concept of contagious blueberry inflation? Like a single splash, stain or drop of contaminated blueberry juice making physical contact with another person, entering the water-supply or getting into foodstuffs producing a cascading, exponential, world-spanning pandemic of zombie-like blubbery, bloated, blueberry BBW bimbos; all irresistibly eager to spread the dubious 'blessings' of their newly corpulent condition onto everyone else they encounter?