anon berry · 5d
Dude, halloween was such a disaster. My friend took more than one piece of candy from the old lady and it turned him into a blueberry! Like what the hell!? So fucking weird. He swelled up so big man, there was juice everywhere! Hmmm? How did I juice him? W-Well....I-I...Okay... I-I don't wanna talk about it! The juice did give him some nice tits....Maybe halloween wasn't that bad...
it’s fineeeee that’s just what friends are for: juicing your bro when he gets stuck as a giant swollen juice-packed fruit! and appreciating all the new roundness and curves and taut folds?? also the right thing to do! see, it WAS a great time, happy to hear it ☺️
