There once was a cutie named 'Cake', who made a most woeful mistake, with some gum that she sampled, that swelled her up ample, with enough juice to fill up a lake! Despite her appalled protestation, her bloating, blue-tinged pigmentation blotted out her sweet blush, as her bust, tum and tush 'grew' to be quite the public sensation! For yet wider and rounder and bigger, grew poor Cake's most unfortunate figure! With a spurt and a splatter, she grew ever fatter; with juicy, voluminous vigour! But though crowds taunt and tease her, be wary; that you mock not this poor girl unfairly! For with one thoughtless chew, it might happen that YOU may just wind up a big, bloated Berry! 😱💙😨
(A cautionary limerick for one and all… 😅 LOL!)