anon berry · 29d
Would you rather:
A: Go through a tour of desired-Wonka-stand-in's Factory accompanied by attractive bratty guests that end up inflating themselves in each room, but you aren't able to blow yourself up
or
B: Be given the blueberry gum that will inflate you, but you aren't given a tour or even a desired-Wonka-stand-in
B! i don't really like being a spectator anyways so it all works out. the chance to get to be embiggened is what's tasty! even if i were totally alone in private i'd at least get to feel it
