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OG · 3 answers · 8mo

It's been quiet here :(

Everyone talk about whatever random scenario is lingering in your head!

  1. Meta Knight developing a fat fetish because of Susie Haltmann and violently spazzing out and spilling his spaghetti in front of her because of it.
  2. Susie cloning Meta Knight, having a secret underground facility on a obscure planet assimilated by HWC that's used as a farm for making more clones. Said clones are sold at a premium and used for anything you can imagine a sentient warm body could be used for. Meta Knight and Kirby find this, chaos ensues.
  3. Meta Knight developing a fat fetish because of Sailor Waddle Dee and violently spazzing out and spilling his spaghetti in front of her because of it
  4. Kirby developing a fat fetish because of Meta Knight and violently spazzing out and spilling his spaghetti in front of him.
  5. Susie developing a fat fetish because of Meta Knight and violently spazzing out and spilling her spaghetti in front of him because of it.
  6. Sailor Waddle Dee developing a fat fetish because of Meta Knight and violently spazzing out and spilling her spaghetti in front of him because of it.
  7. Interspecies attraction between Susie Haltmann and a Kirbylike!Meta Knight.
  8. Meta Knight whoring himself out.
  9. Kirby whoring himself out.
  10. Meta Knight and Kirby whoring themselves out.
  11. Meta Knight taking Kirby on a romantic vacation to Mekkai.
  12. King Dedede laying eggs, Kirby finds out, chaos ensues.
  13. TKC Crew getting stuck in a dungeon that fattens them all up
  14. TKC Crew getting stuck in a dungeon that wrings any and every bit of semen from the each of them until they are multi colored raisins.
  15. TKC Crew's Sword Hero getting FUCKED by Meta Knight.
  16. Kirby being a giga globe trotting planetary level slut.
  17. Meta Knight having some sexual experience.
  18. Meta Knight having absolutely zero sexual experience or knowledge and some character teaching him about sex. Hands on.
  19. Kirby being a giga globe trotting planetary level slut and dating Ribbon (who doesn't know of Kirby's advanced 4D level chess sluttery).
  20. Kirby and King Dedede raising a child.
  21. Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee raising a child.
  22. Kirby and Meta Knight raising a child.
  23. Meta Knight and Susie Haltmann raising a child.
  24. Meta Knight and Sailor Waddle Dee raising a child.
  25. Meta Knight and Galacta Knight raising a child.
  26. Kirby and Galacta Knight raising a child.
  27. Galacta Knight being released from the crystal and being """kept"""" by Meta Knight.
  28. Galacta Knight being released from the crystal and engaging in the most reckless amount of hedonism imaginable.
  29. Galacta Knight getting fat.
  30. Meta Knight going to Kirby for unorthodox training.
  31. Meta Knight getting DEEEP into looksmaxxing.
  32. Meta Knight and King Dedede running for "King of Dream Land"

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