okay so I immediately thought of AHS hotel and X with the pornstars meet slasher theme in the 80s/90s (because mullet hyvne as a pornstar is a must). I see mnho as the director and cameraman, hyvnin as the actors.

They go to some location like an abandoned cabin at an abandoned summer camp with a past like camp crystal lake. It’s creepy in there and there’s spider webs (as hyvne complains, which totally freaks out jngn who has arachnophobia; of which, mnho keeps teasing him about by tickling the back of his neck).

The theme of the porn movie is inexperienced jngn and bad boy hyvne who corrupts him. They film on an obnoxiously creaky bunkbed and do all the cheesy sex noises. Though at one point they actually get turned on and stop listening to mnho and mnho finds that hot so he turns off the camera and joins them. Threesome commences.

Flash forward, it’s the middle of the night and hyvne wakes up first because he hears something outside. That’s when he realizes the power is out. He wakes up mnho who wakes up jngn and they all go to investigate the noise and get the power on (much to jngn’s chagrin).

Outside, they climb over roots and uneven ground to the breaker box behind the house but jngn trips over one. He moves his flashlight to see what he tripped over and screams.

There’s a body.

Hyvne helps him scramble to his feet. They don’t get to analyze the situation for a second before there’s movement in the darkness and rustling. There’s someone there. Possibly the killer.

They all look at each other. ‘Run’ says mnho. They clamber around the entire cabin and in through the front door. Mnho scrambles to lock it and block it with a chair. ‘What was that’ hyvne asks. He’s totally freaking out. Mnho has them find weapons. Jngn takes the camera (the person or thing outside could be the killer and they need proof so this isn’t pinned on them, he says).

As they plan and try to get their bearings, something bangs on the door and eventually breaks the window. They run out another way and get separated in the woods. From here they try to escape/survive and find each other again. They also find more bodies (maybe a murder mystery). At one point hyvne thinks he’s the final girl and gets his revenge maybe but it turns out jngn made it all the way to town to get help and mnho is badly injured but okay. Somehow (via pockets of calmness and convo and trauma bonding) they go from coworkers to admitting their hidden feelings for each other and have feelings realization. They all live.

This event makes them stars and makes their sex tapes insanely popular. The end.