SNIFFLES THANK YOUUUUU,, i do try my best to over-write my porn like i love a good porn-without-plot but .. what if i made them Experience Things as well...

at this point i'm convinced it's either one person that just obsessively hates my ass, or they have a small GC or something that can't get enough of me. all the messages i've gotten have had VERY similar typing styles and the grammar is usually all the same. also they only ever make the same like 3 points. there is something out there desperately in love with me and they are so fucking mad about it </3

and like i don't expect everyone to love what i write!! i don't expect everyone to like how i interpret characters! that's the beauty of media that everyone can watch the same thing and walk away with different views on it!! there's plenty of interpretations i don't like but i don't say anything about them (outside of brief mentions when it's actually topical, and i'd never namedrop them bc that's Asking For Trouble)-- especially not to the faces of the people WITH those interpretations. bc guess what.... i would rather they just go and have fun in their own spaces. like months ago i was sent a post i couldn't see bc the OP of it had blocked me and i found out it was bc they LOVE hyper fem bottom zhongli and block anyone who likes zhongli as a top and y'know what? i respect that immensely. we had never exchanged words even a single time just a silent mutual block. that's how u curate ur content sanely. not following someone to obsessively comment on everything they post and complain about complete misinterpretations of how they write characters bc ur too far stuck up ur own ass to learn how to read. and i KNOW that bozo follows me bc they obsessively send me messages sometimes within 5 minutes of specific things i write to cherry pick what they want to yell at me about. they spent one day sending me so many messages i was able to figure out their daily routine bc they'd stop periodically for about 30 minutes to an hour and i am willing to bet that they only stopped bc they went to go eat a meal or something. when they stopped for a few hours then came back i could tell it was just bc they went to sleep. like congrats you wasted entire days just being a whiny idiot 😭

i am very glad and thankful people like the way i write zhongli and childe though they're so fun for me to sit down and play with and figure out stories for,, my brain's been real fuzzy lately bc of Life Stuff so i haven't been doing much creatively but uauahg every day i miss them and think about them,,

IT'S SO GOOD... rubbing against him to make him squirm and whine til he's soaking wet. teasing him for soooo so long... asking him over and over "oh? you need it? doggy needs his bone?" and watching childe squirm and kick his feet bc he's getting so impatient and the only thing quelling his frustration is when wriothesley pushes the tip in or just rubs circles on his clit his with thumb.

he keeps going til childe finally whines in the pitch he wants. going and going til his voice gets higher and higher and he just sounds soooo whiny and desperate. pressing his dick into his cunt nice and slow then pausing like.
"you want it? puppy wants it?"
childe giving him such a cute and desperate nod. just babbling and pleading.
wriothesley smirking and just... sliding his dick down. pressing the head against his asshole.
"puppy wants it here?"
it's such a beautiful sight watching childe shiver and his breath hitches bc lbr. no matter what anatomy he has he's an anal slut. teasing his cunt then fucking him in the ass instead is like telling him you've got a little present for him and the surprise is a all-expenses paid vacation to his favourite place. using the slick from his cunt to lube up his ass and watching him just tremble and crumple into such a pliant and cute little mess as he finally gets stuffed like he wants

HOUHHHH
every once in awhile I think about the idea of Childe buying a pump…. Maybe he caved after a bad bout of mockery in a locker room. Or he got drunk and bought it. Or curiousity just got the best of him. Either way he has a pump in his possession and he tried to use it on himself once…. Ended up chickening out bc it was Too Much. Didn’t do much besides make his dick kind of sore.
Zhongli finds it though after awhile, comes across it by accident. Plays innocent just to watch Childe stammer and avoid saying what it is when he asks “oh? What’s this?”
“Oh— uh…. I-it’s for this new cupping therapy…. That uses suction. For your muscles.”
“Is it really? Because it looks more like….”

Cue a nice demonstration to show Childe how to actually use it. (“Why can’t we use it on yours first to show me how it’s done??” “Mine won’t fit, dear.”)

I just need Childe tied to a chair and left with the pump on his dick. It takes awhile to give results, after all. And the longer they leave it… the better it’ll be. Meaning Childe has to sit and wait and squirm until Zhongli decides it’s been long enough.

Godddd. His dick all swollen and red,, and extremely sensitive. Every little touch makes him jerk or shudder because it kind of hurts and feels so intense. His entire face scrunching up and his body stiffening when Zhongli finally wraps a hand around it and just purrs… “look how thick it got~ so warm, too….” While he strokes it and poor Childe is nearly shaking because everything feels so intense. The first time he’s had a cockring used on him and it actually felt tight..

Childe tries to use it more frequently after and for awhile Zhongli just assumed Childe found out he really liked it…. Turns out that initial insecurity kind of lingered and Childe let himself think for a bit “does Zhongli prefer it when my dick is bigger,,,,?” And Zhongli has to insist it was just for the scene/session he likes Childe’s small dick more,, it’s more fun to play with and Zhongli could never dislike the way Childe is naturally. The pump was just a fun way to try smth new and he liked how whimpery and whiny childe got after using it

My favourite thing will always be Kaveh seeing how big Alhaitham has gotten and either getting PISSED that he got outgrown. OR all sad because NOOOOO MY SWEET LITTLE JUNIOR IS ALL GROWN UPPPP I CANT BABY YOU ANYMOOOORE
The latter usually being when Kaveh is drunk and he’s getting nostalgic he’ll start whining because Alhaitham was so cute as a kid and he always wanted to protect him as his senior then Alhaitham had to grow up and become all tough and strong and big WAHHH WHERE’S MY LITTLE BABY JUNIOOOOR

Every time Kaveh talks about it Alhaitham has his usual stone-face on but internally he sometimes finds it cute how flustered Kaveh gets over it. Other times when Kaveh seems genuinely upset there’s a part of him that almost feels guilty about Growing Tall like…. Damn…. :( why’s he so sad…. Sometimes you can tell he feels bad about seeing Kaveh so upset bc he’ll slouch slightly more just to be a bit shorter next to Kaveh (sometimes he ducks down to be even lower and Kaveh starts cooing at him drunkenly)

he WOULD be that guy to go his whole life never sleeping with anyone and the first thing he does is get his guts literally rearranged. god bless his abyssal tainting for making his body more durable bc lord knows he needs it. he can't just be normal he's gotta go all the way. zhongli tries to tell him "we can take this slowly so i don't hurt you-- you don't need to be nervous i'll be gentle...." and childe has to repeatedly insist "no no i can take it i promise i can take it please i need this right now" both bc of horny desperation but also he has just subconsciously made Taking That Dick a challenge to himself that now he's gotta face and can't back down from