wet cooked noodle of a man.. his robes make him look so broad and imposing but you strip him down and he looks like he'll catch a chill in 20C weather. especially bc the only other person he's really naked around is wriothesley which just emphasizes the fact neuvillette is a stickbug

after writing this out i have also realized you could be calling his dick long. and u would be right about that too.