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Pumpkin · 1y

Wow, okay, man's trying to make me flustered. I'm /not/ a little one, in fact I am a Matured Wise Huge Grown Man. Listen, I ordered a large cup of iced latte with an extra shot espresso this morning, it was all fine only until I read the first line of your reply. So, one quick question: did my coffee give me jitters or did you? 🫵🏻

Oh, did I managed to spread a pink shade on your cheeks? I never knew a "grown up man" could do that, maybe even better if I pinches them. And, since when a baby can drink an extra shot espresso? That was a huge lie but tell me more, I want to hear a baby blabbering about his day.

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