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Hello! We are ðe Casual Mitosis Collective, a traumagenic system of 27 (as of 2024-05-22).
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What's "other horrendous types of people"? /genq
People like to define that differently
Well, it's whatever kind of person is absolutely demonic in nature to us. If such a person were to follow us on any social media, we'd automatically block them. -Eduard
What's your DNI? /genq
Oh, right. About time we wrote down our DNI.
DNI if you are homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, a PDFile (our body is 16 y/o, for fuck's sake!), or other horrendous types of people. You will be blocked on sight. (DNI paraphrased from our Tumblr).
-Eduard
Hi we’re still alive
What’s playing on your internal radio?
just random YTPs. -Iris
okay? -Iris
ight. -Iris
Welp we just finished our finals!!! Here's hoping our score isn't egregious
(late) good luck. you're gonna need it. -Iris
i to π: be rational
π to i (annoyed): get real
We're cracking so many math jokes like what has happened to us
(late) also π to i: plus, I have transcended your plane of reality. or irreality, who cares. -Iris
Squared says to Cubed, "Say, Cubed, are you religious?" To which Cubed replies, "I do believe that there are higher powers than us."
(late) and ðen Tesseracted comes over from ðe 4þ dimension, tells ðe oðer two to "Be not afraid", and leaves when ðe oðers' brains implode. -Iris
If you were given a chance to be an unskippable cutscene, what would you do an exposition about?
(late) conlanging. -Iris
We're wondering why we can't see straight because we're not that tired and then we remembered it's gay month -✨
We still can't see :(
-🍄
(late) lmao -Iris
The best celebration of Pi day was 3/14/1592 at 6:53 in the town of Circum, France
(late) lol -Iris
(late) horp borp. -Iris
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero
(late) while eating too much pie wiþ someone else is slightly worse ðan eating too much pie alone because ðe cos of pi is always one. -Iris
(late) good job. -Iris
(late) okay. -Iris
// GUYS LOOK https://x.com/s0o0up/status/1801677513481146541 IM FUCKING SCREAMING HELLO ???
(late) ??? -Iris
don't þink so. -Iris
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