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Casual Mitosis Collective
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Hello! We are ðe Casual Mitosis Collective, a traumagenic system of 27 (as of 2024-05-22).
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Anon · 5mo

What's "other horrendous types of people"? /genq
People like to define that differently

Well, it's whatever kind of person is absolutely demonic in nature to us. If such a person were to follow us on any social media, we'd automatically block them. -Eduard

Anon · 5mo

What's your DNI? /genq

Oh, right. About time we wrote down our DNI.

DNI if you are homophobic, transphobic, antisemitic, a PDFile (our body is 16 y/o, for fuck's sake!), or other horrendous types of people. You will be blocked on sight. (DNI paraphrased from our Tumblr).
-Eduard

Dominus Euergetia · 3 answers · 5mo

Welp we just finished our finals!!! Here's hoping our score isn't egregious

Dominus Euergetia · 3 answers · 5mo

i to π: be rational
π to i (annoyed): get real

We're cracking so many math jokes like what has happened to us

(late) also π to i: plus, I have transcended your plane of reality. or irreality, who cares. -Iris

Dominus Euergetia · 3 answers · 5mo

Squared says to Cubed, "Say, Cubed, are you religious?" To which Cubed replies, "I do believe that there are higher powers than us."

(late) and ðen Tesseracted comes over from ðe 4þ dimension, tells ðe oðer two to "Be not afraid", and leaves when ðe oðers' brains implode. -Iris

Lian · 22 answers · 5mo

If you were given a chance to be an unskippable cutscene, what would you do an exposition about?

Dominus Euergetia · 3 answers · 5mo

We're wondering why we can't see straight because we're not that tired and then we remembered it's gay month -✨
We still can't see :(
-🍄

Dominus Euergetia · 3 answers · 5mo

The best celebration of Pi day was 3/14/1592 at 6:53 in the town of Circum, France

Dominus Euergetia · 6 answers · 5mo

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero

(late) while eating too much pie wiþ someone else is slightly worse ðan eating too much pie alone because ðe cos of pi is always one. -Iris

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