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A Pervert · 5mo

I'm giving you CANDY AGAIN (runs myself over with my car)

eats my candy while sitting in the emergency dept waiting room after I take you to the hospital for running yourself over with your car

I will do my best to commit insurance fraud so that you don't have to pay a zillion dollars

@comfortcandy
candy 🍬 · 5mo

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