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Hokay, I give you mini nemnems- one tube of pb and one of plain. I also give you some sour strips and an energy drink- just don't mix the two to make Battery Acid Spaghetti or you'll irritate your stomach and have a wicked tummyache.
Omg YAAAAYYYYY thank you! The mini nemnems are the best ones. I also love sour strips. Can't have energy drinks, though, because caffeine makes me go bzzaehrrertzbahzvavabaz. I jitter and feel anxious about absolutely nothing. They say caffeine helps with stuff like ADHD, but I have had the complete opposite experience. Womp womp.
oooh I'm not gonna give you candy. I'm taking it away I'm putting it in a drawer. I'm not gonna give you candy I'm putting it deep in a drawer. Oh no there's ants in the drawer oh no. Oh no the ants are on me help. Help I'm sorry I'll give you the candy. Help I'm so itchy. God help me theyre in all the cabinets please I'm so itchy. OHHH im giving you CANDY OHH I'M SO ITCHY OHH THEY'VE INVADED OUR HOME, WE HAVE TO EVACUATE, IM GIVING YOU CANDY IN MY CAR HOP IN. IM SO ITCHY. IM LEAVING IN GIVING CANDY IM
[Theodore Selville directly before *The Girls of Rock n' Roll segment in The Chipmunk Adventure voice] NOOOOOO MY CANDY
NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ANTS THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS GIVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES WHEN TOO MANY GET INDOORS WHAT HAVE GOU DOOOOONE
Also. Our home? Are we roommates, now, Anon? Oh my god we were ROOMMATES?
See, this is what happens when you impose candy sanctions. You get ants. Sprays you down with the hose.
I'm giving you CANDY AGAIN (runs myself over with my car)
Following your post! honkhonks clown nose God that Cookie Crisp wolf is so fucking HOT. My day was pretty uneventful but good! Do you have an OC that you most relate to yourself? Idk what a natal chart is, shoe size 10, just the right amount? Hmm... Anne
Gold star! 🌟🌟🌟 Excellent at following directions!
I've never been particularly horny for the Cookie Crisp wolf, but I see the appeal. I wonder if there's art of him making out with Legoshi Beastars out there. There's GOTTA be.
Hmmmm... So most of my OC x canon babes have a significant portion of myself in them, but Eden (green hair, orange motifs, shipped w/ Leviathan from Obey Me) is the one I've probably went the hardest on in that regard. We share a lot of the same mannerisms, insecurities, familial dynamics, and preferences in people. I project onto all my OCs a lot, though, and the one I've used the most as a comfort character is Anatolia (aka Toli aka Miss Titties Supreme) because I made her at a point where I was just so tired and in pain all the time and just wanted to be taken care of. I think that most of my different almost-self-insert girlies would look at each other and go, "Wtf? We're fragmented from the same person?" with great shock. And Toli would be the one that surprises people the most because she's the subbiest by far (still a switch tho) and I have A Reputation™️. I was surprised by how much I struggled with accepting the parts of me that I put into her because I'd always been an outright freak. I was afraid people would try to, like... be more aggressive or patronizing with me if they found out I could be into subbing at all or they'd try to see if they could make me sub for the challenge of it, and it just felt really incompatible with the rest of my being even though I know we all contain multitudes. Anyway. The answer is Eden most straightforwardly, but Toli is the one I've kinda had to sit with the most.
Your natal chart is your Zodiac chart! Like where all the planets were when you were born. Most people at least know their Sun sign.
Not a ten, maaaaybe the right amount of Professional Zacharies, and not Anne.
opinion on tea........... 🫖 🍵 ☕️
(i will answer your questions i prommy i just need to get the time and energy to give a Long Response ♡)
No rush whatsoever! Life is a busy and exhausting thing!
I love tea and collect it faster than I can go through it. I typically pick up herbals and other non-caffeinated teas, but I'll have a little bit of a caffeinated one if it's yummy. My favorites (excluding my fave local maker bc I don't wanna give away where I live to such a small area lol) are Lupicia's Joy (a Christmas exclusive that I mourned so hard for the rest of the year that multiple people got me tins of it the next Christmas) and Nowhere Bookstore's Nowhere Blend (so cozy)! I also drink a lot of peppermint and ginger teas in general because they soothe my temperamental tummy.
Instead of watering you with a question im giving you a daily reminder to water yourself irl. HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT CANDY
ohh I'm gonna give you candy so bad. I'm gonna give you candy. I'm giving candy I'm handing it out to you. Ooooh I'm giving you candy so bad. I'm reaching out with a candy I'm giving you candy so bad. Candy so bad. I'm giving you candy my hand it's reaching out I'm giving you candy so bad giving the candy I'm giving the
I forgot I had set anon names to "A Pervert" so I was like "Wow I'm finally being kidnapped! With candy! Just like the TV said I would!" before remembering I did this to myself.
Anyway.
GIVES U A CANDY IN RETURN we're exchanging candies and now we're buddies and our palms touched and we're linked FOREVER!! 💖💖💖
(Waters you with questions)
What's your favorite shota archetype?
I did a tiermaker for this once! I'll add it to the Aethy post.
If I had to pick a favorite, I'd have to say the ones that are shy about their bodies (it's cute if they're shy in general or only about this one thing) but eager to please. Tsunderes who can't resist long before they give in to the urge to be good boys make my heart sing. They've gotta be affectionate, even if it's only privately. They struggle with girls their own age and get attached to older girls and women instead. Is that an archetype? Idk. I'm just listing off the traits I like tbh. 😅 I'm also not sure if there's one I'm really into that's The Perfect Candy Shota. I usually just shotafy my regular faves.
Ray from The Promised Neverland awakened something in me tho ngl.
oh also what's your go to drink at a cafe?
Depends on the type of cafe, but I usually opt for hot tea (non-caffeinated bc caffeine makes me vibrate into another dimension), boba smoothies, or sometimes a boba milk tea. I don't like dairy drinks very much most of the time, but a local spot has a creme brulee milk tea that I like to get sometimes. Thai tea is also yummy.
I haven't been to a Starbucks in a long time, but I always liked their frappes--specifically the caramel or strawberry. I need to learn to make them myself.
hello candy san
what is..... your favourite candy!!
OMG I'VE BEEN WATERED 😲😳🥹
Hmmm.... Maybe sour patch kids? I'm also a big fan of gummy bears and sour gummy worms! But I don't like the gummy octopuses you can get very much, which is sad because they're one of my favorite animals. I don't know if there's any real difference between those and the sour gummy worms, but it feels like they're... unbalanced, maybe?
I am also a big fan of Twix bars and fancy chocolates with fruits in them.
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