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hnngggg you have to water me. you have to water me with your questions!!

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the follower · 21 answers · 5mo

🦀🦀🦀RETROSPRING IS FUCKING DEAD🦀🦀🦀

Lilith · 5mo

Hokay, I give you mini nemnems- one tube of pb and one of plain. I also give you some sour strips and an energy drink- just don't mix the two to make Battery Acid Spaghetti or you'll irritate your stomach and have a wicked tummyache.

Omg YAAAAYYYYY thank you! The mini nemnems are the best ones. I also love sour strips. Can't have energy drinks, though, because caffeine makes me go bzzaehrrertzbahzvavabaz. I jitter and feel anxious about absolutely nothing. They say caffeine helps with stuff like ADHD, but I have had the complete opposite experience. Womp womp.

A Pervert · 5mo

oooh I'm not gonna give you candy. I'm taking it away I'm putting it in a drawer. I'm not gonna give you candy I'm putting it deep in a drawer. Oh no there's ants in the drawer oh no. Oh no the ants are on me help. Help I'm sorry I'll give you the candy. Help I'm so itchy. God help me theyre in all the cabinets please I'm so itchy. OHHH im giving you CANDY OHH I'M SO ITCHY OHH THEY'VE INVADED OUR HOME, WE HAVE TO EVACUATE, IM GIVING YOU CANDY IN MY CAR HOP IN. IM SO ITCHY. IM LEAVING IN GIVING CANDY IM

[Theodore Selville directly before *The Girls of Rock n' Roll segment in The Chipmunk Adventure voice] NOOOOOO MY CANDY

NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ANTS THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS GIVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES WHEN TOO MANY GET INDOORS WHAT HAVE GOU DOOOOONE

Also. Our home? Are we roommates, now, Anon? Oh my god we were ROOMMATES?

See, this is what happens when you impose candy sanctions. You get ants. Sprays you down with the hose.

A Pervert · 5mo

I'm giving you CANDY AGAIN (runs myself over with my car)

eats my candy while sitting in the emergency dept waiting room after I take you to the hospital for running yourself over with your car

I will do my best to commit insurance fraud so that you don't have to pay a zillion dollars

RileyG · 5mo

Following your post! honkhonks clown nose God that Cookie Crisp wolf is so fucking HOT. My day was pretty uneventful but good! Do you have an OC that you most relate to yourself? Idk what a natal chart is, shoe size 10, just the right amount? Hmm... Anne

vee · 5mo

opinion on tea........... 🫖 🍵 ☕️

(i will answer your questions i prommy i just need to get the time and energy to give a Long Response ♡)

A Pervert · 6mo

Instead of watering you with a question im giving you a daily reminder to water yourself irl. HYDRATION IS IMPORTANT CANDY

A Pervert · 6mo

ohh I'm gonna give you candy so bad. I'm gonna give you candy. I'm giving candy I'm handing it out to you. Ooooh I'm giving you candy so bad. I'm reaching out with a candy I'm giving you candy so bad. Candy so bad. I'm giving you candy my hand it's reaching out I'm giving you candy so bad giving the candy I'm giving the

I forgot I had set anon names to "A Pervert" so I was like "Wow I'm finally being kidnapped! With candy! Just like the TV said I would!" before remembering I did this to myself.

Anyway.

GIVES U A CANDY IN RETURN we're exchanging candies and now we're buddies and our palms touched and we're linked FOREVER!! 💖💖💖

RileyG · 6mo

(Waters you with questions)

What's your favorite shota archetype?

vee · 6mo

oh also what's your go to drink at a cafe?

Depends on the type of cafe, but I usually opt for hot tea (non-caffeinated bc caffeine makes me vibrate into another dimension), boba smoothies, or sometimes a boba milk tea. I don't like dairy drinks very much most of the time, but a local spot has a creme brulee milk tea that I like to get sometimes. Thai tea is also yummy.

I haven't been to a Starbucks in a long time, but I always liked their frappes--specifically the caramel or strawberry. I need to learn to make them myself.

vee · 6mo

hello candy san
what is..... your favourite candy!!

OMG I'VE BEEN WATERED 😲😳🥹

Hmmm.... Maybe sour patch kids? I'm also a big fan of gummy bears and sour gummy worms! But I don't like the gummy octopuses you can get very much, which is sad because they're one of my favorite animals. I don't know if there's any real difference between those and the sour gummy worms, but it feels like they're... unbalanced, maybe?

I am also a big fan of Twix bars and fancy chocolates with fruits in them.

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