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A Pervert · 8mo

oooh I'm not gonna give you candy. I'm taking it away I'm putting it in a drawer. I'm not gonna give you candy I'm putting it deep in a drawer. Oh no there's ants in the drawer oh no. Oh no the ants are on me help. Help I'm sorry I'll give you the candy. Help I'm so itchy. God help me theyre in all the cabinets please I'm so itchy. OHHH im giving you CANDY OHH I'M SO ITCHY OHH THEY'VE INVADED OUR HOME, WE HAVE TO EVACUATE, IM GIVING YOU CANDY IN MY CAR HOP IN. IM SO ITCHY. IM LEAVING IN GIVING CANDY IM

[Theodore Selville directly before *The Girls of Rock n' Roll segment in The Chipmunk Adventure voice] NOOOOOO MY CANDY

NOOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME ANTS THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS GIVE ME THE HEEBIE JEEBIES WHEN TOO MANY GET INDOORS WHAT HAVE GOU DOOOOONE

Also. Our home? Are we roommates, now, Anon? Oh my god we were ROOMMATES?

See, this is what happens when you impose candy sanctions. You get ants. Sprays you down with the hose.

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