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Tell me your worst egg-related fantasy

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Anonymous Coward · 2y

about only lovers left alive junhao, who is who 👀 (also, who would be their ava)

this has been in my inbox for 2 years and i could never come up with an answer, can someone else on my tl answer this for us all? crowd sourcing thoughts 🎤

Anonymous Coward · 6mo

https://x.com/altarcrush/status/1827909431142809756?t=4C4jLh6phihKoHscI4JJ6Q&s=19

i only know one by him but I would recommend 😭😭 it's called dancing in the dark

can i be honest getting this message anonymously bc i replied to a locked acct kinda spooked me lmfao

cyan · 5mo

chansung human furniture (:

imma be honest with you i had like a whole drabble written in here of js putting a candle stick up chan's ass and lighting it and he has to stay still as the wax drips onto his ass and back, but i was logged in on an incognito browser at the time and LOST IT and never went back to rewrite it.

know that it lives in my mind. come closer and you can see the vision.

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

soulseob 27,,?

5 months late but thank u for asking however i did use this prompt for a different pairing

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

For the kinktober thing pls pls innie/meemo, public sex

Babe. I promise u I have a diabolical draft that is not gonna be a drabble. It's been 5 months, but patience is a virtue. I have not forgotten about it. It will be awful. I promise.

Anonymous Coward · 5mo

KunTen + roleplay for the Kinktober prompts!!

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Wow y’all have no personality. Y’all actually talk to each other in internet slang

🫶 thank you for tuning in to violet radio 🫶 please share your boyhole of the day 🎤

Anonymous Coward · 11mo

hi.. bdsm anon again.. we don't follow e/o u just came up in my fyp lol it's fine if u don't wanna link it here but damn I'll be sad to miss out...

in our final hour i'm coming on here to confess it was a fic posted to tumblr and i honestly don't think i can find it again, but i remember what happened so vividly still. they got real gooners over on tumblr writing shit. mad respect. sometimes i yearn for that energy in rpf fic on ao3, tbh!!!

cat · 9d

tell me YOUR worst egg-related fantasy

Anonymous Coward · 16d

minchan ovipositor dildo to deal with someone’s breeding kink

Okay, this is funny, because imagining either one of them navigating a way to even breach this conversation is killing me. But they do, and how does Minho cope with the reality of putting silicone eggs up Chan’s ass and enjoy hearing him take them and keeping him calm enough to push them out? Sickening. God. Beautiful brain worm, Nonnie. Bless you.

Like, I like this more than making Minho some alien species tbh. Match each other’s freak…

Anonymous Coward · 16d

We gotta do something grungy and manic with pink haired hyunjin

Anon…ur so right. From the day that buzz cut debuted I’ve been thinking about him licking boots clean. Again: always down to put him in a situation…

Anonymous Coward · 16d

Have you written somno? Maybe with a Hyunjin ship 🤔

I HAVE! It was a wee theoseob drabble for kinktober: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59538217

But, putting Hyunjin in a situation? Seldom turn down the opportunity….however, i do have the start of a somno wip that is a completely unexpected ship….👀

Anonymous Coward · 16d

your non-kp0p friend asks you to show them two kp0p songs. one by str4y k!ds and one that's not (!) by str4y k!ds.
which two songs do you show them?

Oh my gosh this is easy, I did this the other day: God’s Menu (sorry, it’s such a good intro song! If you don’t like it something is wrong with you), and EXO Call Me Baby. Also a song that if you don’t like there is something wrong with you!!!! Tbh!!!

Anonymous Coward · 27d

do you play board games?

u know...i do not. my fav growing up was clue, and life!! gosh, i loved life. have you played it? however, i was more into card games, honestly. uno is so fun with like 4 decks of cards. you can learn so much about a person with cards against humanity, too.

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