since you asked so politely...my worst egg related fantasy has been written into a hard sci-fi fic called "mooch" in which kun visits an exoplanet collecting plant samples and gets infested with an alien parasite that multiplies at an insane rate in his body, bloating out his viscera and essentially starts to spill out of him.

it's gross. it's horrific. it only exists because i was talking with anne, my co-author on said finished story, and mentioned fox spirits like to eat eggs. what would be an interesting way to make xiaojun eat eggs out of a person? and also make it erotic? it had to be sexual as much as it was gross. anne listened, and we made it happen.

writing it was hard. anne did so much of the leg work, but that whole brain worm of a story really was its own parasite living in my mind. we had xiaojun suck the eggs from down his throat, slice open layers of skin to clean out his viscera. when anne suggested sounding eggs out of him, i was on board. invasive species needs invasive method of extraction. painful. horrific. humiliating.

bonding....bonding though. the whole act bonds these two in a way they cannot be apart from each other ever again. it's not solely the traumatic experience, but it's chemical as well. kun will never be able to ween off from xj. they are intertwined eternally.

i think about them every so often, and how the feat of crafting that story felt so enormous at the time. it feels even bigger now. i have a soft spot in my heart for mooch.