god do you ever get asked a question about your interests and immediately become a monk with no earthly desires

ANYWAYS it’s really rare for me to get interested in incest ships for mainstream media Tee Bee Aich, my tastes tend towards the more outwardly freaky dynamics and you just can’t get away with that anymore (because of woke). i tend to just have infinite layers of AUs for my ocs where everything is the same but everybody fucks nasty all the time and genetic birth defects don’t exist

that being said, here’s the tiny list of non-oc incest pairings that i enjoy

coronabeth/ianthe from the locked tomb…….. chefs kiss. it’s basically canon already because tazmuir isn’t a goddamn coward. no one does it like them (nasty)

falin/laios dunmeshi, in a completely non romantic “maladjusted weirdos who got excluded from regular social development and got kinda freaky with it” way. falin is a lesbian but what kind of sister doesn’t give her big brother a lil sucky suck every now and then when he needs it? like literally chill marcille what’s the problem—

endeavor/fuyumi mha……….. do i truly need to explain. the endeavor redemption arc was the biggest letdown in the entire series, he should have been Worse

and i think that’s it? it truly is slim pickings out here….. this ask Has made me want to actually design bart & marisa’s kids now though so stay tuned

oh fuckin mountains of it, especially for best girl bart

• shes 63, divorced, had 5 kids with her ex wife, was the former head of an accounting firm, and started transitioning in her 40s
• she retired to become a lot lizard and give extremely dangerous blowjobs to truckers on the weekends
• she has a decent (if kind of distant) relationship with all of her kids, and had an amicable divorce with her ex-wife marisa upon coming out. theyre still besties and have girls night every now and then (the fact that these usually end in sex is. irrelevant. marisa is not bisexual, bart is just a horndog and its hard to get over decades of marriage!)
• she got her rattlesnake tattoo in her early twenties, along with all of her piercings
• she is a HUGE masochist, evidenced by the fact that said rattlesnake tattoo goes onto the palm of her hand (which makes me shudder every time i draw it lmaoo)
• her and marisa had an open relationship, bart was allowed to go have flings with other men/women as long as she told marisa about it first and kept them away from the kids. marisa wasnt super interested in casual sex at the beginning of their marriage, but as their kids grew up and moved out she started experimenting more (to barts delight) (sudden cucking kink acquired)
• barts gender journey started around her late 30s, when she went through a phase of watching really low budget porn (the kind where every woman had the same plastic surgeon, and thus the same face/body) and just. not jacking off. she just Stared at the women and sighed wistfully
• she'd always been kind of fucky with gender presentation, and had a brief drag career in college, but had never actually. Connected The Dots
• luckily by the time she Did she had enough social connections and cash money to start transitioning immediately!
• the way i draw her (on estrogen, boob implants, FFS, lip injections, laser hair removal, no tracheal shave and no vaginoplasty) is her Ideal Body, she doesnt intend to get anything else done
• being in her 60s and also being on estrogen does make her dick not work sometimes though. the cocktail of erectile dysfunction drugs she has to take to get that thang going could kill a horse
• the day she discovers onlyfans will be the day Several models get to retire early. girl is loaded and completely cumbrained.
• okay thats all i got for now my cat is destroying shit in the living room