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anon · 5mo

tell me ur dork strider headcanons

like most of these r projection but that ok

  • cant smile 'normal', just kinda looks like a grimace of pain [like 😬 type shit]
  • disorders up the wazoo my guy. bpd, aspd, avpd, a spattering of npd-like traits but not enough for diagnosis, maybe some schizo- of some sort [im undecided on schizoid or schizotypal,,, who knows]
  • smells like salt, sweat, and axe body spray. maybe some fancy soap he was gifted like ages ago that hes been trying to keep alive [its like,,, 70% water atp,,, he gets me]
  • autism, obviously. who is gonna list strider hcs and not include autism. youd be stupid
  • doesnt remember what he looks like unless hes actively looking at himself [furthermore, not a fan of mirrors]
  • enjoys learning new things, fucking hates school
  • bi with a heavy preference for men, says hes unlabeled tho cuz he changes too much too frequently that that may change randomly.
  • agender transmasc, but doesnt mind really any masculine labels.

erm uhh i have more but i just woke up like an hr ago so i cant think

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