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dave.
davetastic

you know who i am and what i stand for. if you don't, you are clearly in the wrong place.

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do your absolute worst. i dare you.

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a secret admirer · 7mo

GAH ok trying again. do u remember the kid who was a mew (pokemon) kin

a secret admirer · 8mo

im literally so parasocial about u HRLP

a secret admirer · 8mo

ok so quick question do u remember the kid from scratch who you always said had cool usernames and who was also a dog (+ cat + fox + pokemon) and xenogender coiner

Pochi · 8mo

Would you enjoy having dead rats stuffed into your anus?

a secret admirer · 8mo

We're trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

a secret admirer · 9mo

Do you think Jade and John fuck?

a secret admirer · 9mo

Slamfucks you into oblivion

a secret admirer · 9mo

I'm sorry I lied about being pro c, I'm actually anti c, I've never touched a football in my life and soccer is infinitely better, will you please follow me back

HLREP ME?????? ill follow you back if you slamfuck me because thats kind of needed rn

a secret admirer · 9mo

Why yo nose so big
Bigass doggy nose

a secret admirer · 9mo

Don't do it Dave don't walk into the nnia cc zone oh god oh fuck

oh it cant be too bad- IMMEDIATELY GETS DRAGGED INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL

a secret admirer · 9mo

Who is Cesar

a secret admirer · 9mo

I want to know where you live not to hurt you but to knock on your door and have a sloppy makeout session with you before we go to the zoo to compare which animals and kids we think are the sexiest

a secret admirer · 10mo

would you say you're pro-contact for babies and toddlers, and why?

complex c. i think if a toddler can communicate that they want you to touch them there then im pro c as far as that. its very iffy with toddlers and babies because of a communication gap otherwise id sy yes. i dont think jerking off [on] a baby is inherently harmful. i dont really support trying to penetrate babies. theres more risk than reward for both participants. yes the idea is hot as fuck but i think its wayyyyyyy too risky both physically and psychologically to even bother risking it. [also chat this is what dead babies are for ^_^]

a secret admirer · 10mo

Hi it's wengeweevil, what is infinifreak? I saw it on your profile, it sounds compelling.

ok i JUST saw these sorry bout that, its a term cesar made. i forget the exact meaning but its supposed to basically mean youre going to be as much of a freak as possible no matter how much you piss people off with it

a secret admirer · 11mo

Can I make a fanfic shipping you and lecture?

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