Oh my, "p-precious?" That's a little more than generous, isn't it? I'm flattered, thank you. I do my best to look presentable when I can. (*ᴗ͈ ᴗ͈).ﾟ

You have an Espurr? How charming! Don't you adore those curious eyes and lush lavender fur? <3

I happen to own quite a few feline friends and, yes, I'm afraid the "zoomies" is something I've come to experience with them now and again. I try to keep fragile furniture out of the way and shut my bedroom door. But my Espeon and Meowstic are too clever and manage to open it with Psychic.

A-anyway, what I found what works best is serving them all a bowl of warm cream. It soothes and makes them sleepy. Who wouldn't fall asleep after a warm bedtime treat?

When I was a teen, I loved listening to the artist Olivia Ruiz. I wasn't particularly rebellious but her music had this energy and charm I wish I could express at the time. One of her songs I still enjoy is "J'aime pas l'amour." A little ironic, looking back on it.

She was also featured in the band Dionysos. My favorite song from them was "Le chant du mauvais cynge." It has such bittersweet lyrics, but I think that's just the sort of themes I enjoy in media.

I'm very sorry for the confusion! As of now, none of our staff members owns a Delibird. This Pokémon either belonged to another guest or was a wild Delibird that somehow made its way into our establishment. A million apologies. Our staff will get to tracking down this wild goose, as well have a fresh smoothie sent to your room, free of charge.

Goodness! Not to doubt your claim, but are you sure it wasn't another Pokémon like a Palafin? Our establishment has a clear policy of what sort of Pokémon are permitted in the pool area. Our staff will be sure to handle the situation with care. I hope you're not too shaken up! We value your safety here at the Hotel Richissime.

I do, yes. O-only professionally of course! I'd be happy to recommend some of my favorite films to you. Or with a bit of luck, fetch her autograph for you, if you can be patient with me. I'm sure she'd be happy to.

Hello! It's going delightfully well! I just finished dinner with Purugly and currently prepping for a hair appointment tomorrow! She'll have to stay home though, so she's a little cranky as of now.