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I know it's come out randomly, but hey, what's your favorite Charafrom Ace Attorney, SideM, or maybe Housamo?
AA - athena cykes my beloved people may not have liked dual destinies but it was my first AA game and miss cykes means the world to me she's just so pathetic wet cat i want to throw her against a wall over and over like i'm playing wallball and watch her squash and stretch like a cartoon dog
SideM - it really just depends on what the actual question being asked is. if it's "who is your favorite character who exists in sidem" it's ryo i love ryo that's my son that's my favorite character of all time i want to squeeze him so hard his eyes pop out he's just a little guy he's everything to me. if it's "who is your favorite character that originates from sidem" it really just depends on the day whether it's jiro or seiji. both drive me crazy (for pretty much the exact same reason) but seiji usually eeks out just because like. that man is so gay. jiro is also so gay but like seiji feels like he was built from the ground up for the gays that man is so gay
housamo - truthfully i don't fw housamo like that lmao there's like a lot of guys i think are hot but i try to stay away from the game because i still think they're weird as hell for all the kids in it. will not be forgiving them for literally labelling one of their characters as a loli in the english tl. for a while there back when i was like turning 18 i would have said tsukuyomi just because he was new and i went a little crazy over his tits but idk. i don't really know all the characters all that well bc again i don't fw housamo like that but like i could list several men that i think are hot mostly just because i find multiple body types attractive despite how much i've been tweeting about chubby guys recently
return to tradition shit on deresute next please
sorry i was talking about the diaperfur vocaloid drama with anon on discord but i'd be happy to the fact that they're doing blanc2s for literally no reason and for all intents and purposes it's looking like noir is fucking dead because ???????? reasons??????????? is fucking insane to me like this game is so cooked. announce new wave cms tonight or announce eos those are your two options
Oomf how do you keep getting these asks what do they put in the water of Argopro fans 😭😭
I'm gonna be honest with you, even if kimisute was a rhythm game it probably won't matter much, in this day and age if you don't put out a quality game then the game won't last very long and clearly the higher ups at bushi don't see argonavis project as a good investment that's why both games are shitty. The only reason they haven't fully axed it yet is that their Live concerts are always successful so I could see them focusing on it more.
i agree that even if they did make a rhythm game with the budget they got it likely wouldn't be great and would fall into a lot of the same issues that aaside did however i just think it's a lot easier to make a passable rhythm game than it is to make a passable produce game. i definitely do think they should just focus on concerts and i'm sure the budget would be better spent on other nongame projects than it was on kimisute, both in terms of return on investment and in fan satisfaction, but we live in the world where they decided to allocate some of that budget to a subpar game that fails at just about everything it was theoretically intended to do instead of being smart and using it to make like, a chibi anime a la garupa pico or something.
If you look at Ambition games, most of their apps last more than a year and all of them are performing much worse than kimisute so I think there's a reason they chose them as the devs, I'm probably wrong but who knows.
i'm fully aware that bushi has some games that are still running that REALLY shouldn't be i'm a revue starlight fan but i think the key difference here is that starira is from a franchise that bushi obviously loves like. revue starlight is their darling they love that damn franchise (not enough to insist that the devs for its game try to make something actually decent lmao but still) even if the dev team they got to handle kimisute has a lot of games that are hanging on by a thread at the end of the day bushi still needs to be there to give them the money and shit to continue publishing it and i'm just not convinced that they'll be as benevolent with argo underperforming as they are with revue underperforming. whether or not the game is actually turning a profit doesn't matter to these companies nine times out of ten because they want it to be making the MOST profit. saisuta was performing incredibly well (especially when you take into account how averse to monetization that game was by not having event ranking) but saisuta still got eos'd because bamco clearly wanted it to fail from the jump so they'd have an excuse to say that they tried but obviously sidem games just aren't worth the time or effort (despite never really putting in any effort to begin with) because they hate sidem. i just can't see any situation where what's going on with kimisute isn't literally just that again and it annoys me.
what kind of produce game do you want actually? the reasons it's not as deep as uma musume or shiny colors is that they want it to be newbie friendly like I already see tons of players having a hard time with this simplified version and you want it to be more complicated?
i just think if you're going to make a produce game and you end up simplifying it so much that runs only take like five minutes max you've already proven why you shouldn't have made a produce game. there are ways to simplify certain genres to make them more easily digestible to people outside of them that don't turn off the people that actually like those genres (my go to example is paper mario which simplified a lot of jrpg mechanics and genre conventions but i've still seen talked very positively about in jrpg fan circles i've been in) but making a produce game where the gameplay is so simplified that there's hardly any real meat on its bones is like making an rpg where in every fight every party member only has the option to do one (1) basic physical attack and one (1) basic magical attack while also being one of the jrpgs with no job system so you can't even change as much as what the visuals of the attacks are or try to target any weaknesses beyond just "this enemy is weak to physical attacks" and "this enemy is weak to magical attacks". sure you're simplifying it and i'm sure it'll be easier for newcomers to understand but it kind of defeats the point of making an rpg at that point. people like rpgs because they like the math they like the strategizing they like the different choices that are presented to them through job systems or badge systems or whatever the specifics are for that game. people like produce games because they require some forethought and callback to idol game roots without asking for several hours of your time just to finish a single run. the 30 minute runs you see in shiny and uma were ALREADY the simplifications for the genre (albeit usually with added complexity in the form of supports and things that weren't exactly there to such an extent in the oldhead idol produce games) and simplifying it even further just feels frustrating at a certain point. if they were going to commit to making a produce game they should have properly commit to making a produce game because then at the very least the people that actually want to play a produce game could enjoy it and even if nothing else people could recommend it to others for that alone (esp bc afaik there's no other guydol/adjacent produce mobile games out there? i don't pay super close attention to a lot of guydol franchises after getting burned so many times admittedly but i'm pretty sure the closest there's been is like. mstage or enbasic tap tap clones but i don't really feel like those are/were trying to establish themselves as proper produce games like kimisute is trying to. anyway all that to say i could have missed something so i'll take that L if there's already a proper guydol produce mobage out there that i'm just unaware of) but with kimisute as it is now it's not really for argonavis fans, old or new, and it's not really for produce game players, old or new, so it's kind of just living a nebulous existence as something that's dressing up as if it's got a wide target audience when there's actually no one in particular that actually asked for or wants it
to cleanse your inbox describe in detail which fictional gay men you would have sex with and why
gladly! i'll start with mitake ran's dad just to keep things topical. once he got naked i'd begin by tracing my tongue around the tip of his dick before inching my way towards his foreskin and burying it inside. while i start going at his head for real i'd begin slowly creeping my hand towards his ass so i could start fingering him to really get him going on both sides. ideally i'd be able to reach far enough to start slightly grazing against his prostate but in case my hands aren't long enough i'd be satisfied just stretching his hole out a bit. once i'm satisfied with the progress i've made in wearing his nerves thin i'd pull away, teasing him for a bit by threatening not to get started up again just to see the look on his face as he begs for me to give him some more. after that i'd tell him to get up and bend over the bed so i ca
Someone says the forbidden word Argonavis and 14 years olds garupa onlys that feel threatened by the existence of yaoi flock to harass people. History repeats itself thousands and thousands of times.
what the fuck happened here ##&#"&-*€;€,%,
not bandori fans having a mid off in your inbox im so sorry
get into mygo maybe you wouldnt get a shit game for the second time ♡♡♡
Argo fans need to understand coming after you won't save their shitty game from eos'ing
i promise i really am not trying to start shit with them i'm just like. i've literally seen this happen before this literally happened not even four whole years ago with saisuta i just really don't want to relive the same shit but with much higher stakes because bushi axing argo doesn't hold nearly as much weight as bandai axing an entire branch of one of their biggest series that is insanely influential in its genre
favorite sidem song?
thoughts on senshi
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